The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

It's not been superhot or even what I would call hot the three or so times I ate it.  More black peppery than red peppery.

[derspiess]

Medium rare steak is about as raw as I'll go.  Or maybe ceviche if I have Cipro handy.

[Razgovory]

I never thought this would be me until last year's summer concert series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

[Ideologue]

I'd vote for him.

[Ed Anger]

Medium rare steak is about as raw as I'll go.  Or maybe ceviche if I have Cipro handy.

Well done for me with globs of A1 steak sauce. And ketchup.

[Josquius]

Has anyone ever encountered someone with norovirus?
Its weird but in the UK I had never even heard of such a thing. Every year I've been in Japan though a few people I know have come down with it, it seems pretty common.

[Brazen]

Has anyone ever encountered someone with norovirus?
Its weird but in the UK I had never even heard of such a thing. Every year I've been in Japan though a few people I know have come down with it, it seems pretty common.

Yes, it's hideous, and it's shut down a number of hospitals and schools in the UK this winter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-25085665

[Brazen]

Top news Christmas cracker jokes for 2013:
1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.

2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.

3. Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship.

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care.

7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.

8. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.

9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

[Sheilbh]

Top news Christmas cracker jokes for 2013:
1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.

There'll be thousands of awkward conversations explaining twerking to the elderly this Christmas

[Valmy]

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these

[Maximus]

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these

Same. Also number 2

[frunk]

My father was so poor the church took pity and gave him the job of walking around and making sure all the doors were secured every night. That's right, he was a pauper and locker.

[mongers]

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these

4. A trashing early evening chat show/schedule filler over here.

5. 60-80s slang for a 'fit' young woman, typically one in her early to mid 20s.

10. hint:

"Brussels sprouts make you fart.

Custard powder makes it louder"

[mongers]

...

Same. Also number 2

As in too expensive.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I absolutely cannot understand why our guest account system, when entering it manually (like when creating a batch file for a bunch of users), wants the amount of time to be entered in seconds vs. minutes.  I just gave some people access for 432,000 seconds.   

E:  I guess it should have been 387,000 or something like that for midnight on the 14th, but whatever.