The Off Topic Topic

[Sheilbh]

Is he singing a new song?

[Admiral Yi]

Is he jacking off on stage? 

[Sheilbh]

Perilously close. Still waiting for the result of his IOC drugs test though.

[Sheilbh]

Ok, I'm liking this last bit.

[Sheilbh]

BOWIE! FASHION!

[FunkMonk]

Shelf you're more excited for the opening/closing ceremonies than you were for the actual games.

[Admiral Yi]

Those people really like their pageantry.

[Sheilbh]

Annie Lennox on a ghost pirate ship!

I really like the shift in tone towards gay pride ceremony.

[CountDeMoney]

Well, if Annie's there, I just might have to tune in.

[Sheilbh]

I'm glad that we've doubled down on weird for this bit, Russell Brand playing Willy Wonka singing the Beatles.

Also glad to see some Dahl love.

[Sheilbh]

This is awful. Never have the Spice Girls been so eagerly awaited.

[Admiral Yi]

It  will be worth it if they masturbate on stage.

[Ed Anger]

I feel unwell.

[Sheilbh]

The Opening Ceremony was a brilliant piece about Britain. This ceremony just explains that we're also very, very camp.

[Sheilbh]

Brazil will be awesome.