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Admiral Yi

#17700
July 04, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Social Security stopped sending out hard copies of annual statements, so I just set up an online account.

To confirm my identity they asked me questions about a car I had bought 20 years ago and who I financed it with.  That's spooky.

katmai

#17701
July 04, 2012, 09:54:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 04, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Social Security stopped sending out hard copies of annual statements, so I just set up an online account.

To confirm my identity they asked me questions about a car I had bought 20 years ago and who I financed it with.  That's spooky.

Heh yeah i set up my account few weeks back, was funny of the 4 identity questions, only one was applicable to me.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Razgovory

#17702
July 04, 2012, 10:13:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 04, 2012, 08:32:24 PM
It sounds like sixth army is assaulting Stalingrad out there.

I've heard no fireworks in the neighborhood this year.  I think the parents took the fire marshal's warning seriously.  Really dry outside.  Last month a building caught on fire because someone threw a cigarette into the wood chips they had around the building.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#17703
July 05, 2012, 01:22:30 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

sbr

#17704
July 05, 2012, 01:28:20 AM
No matter what you say about the person, 21 years later this is still the best version of this I have ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8

The Brain

#17705
July 05, 2012, 01:33:03 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

sbr

#17706
July 05, 2012, 01:34:26 AM
I don't think tim does either, he just saw a neat picture and needed to show us. :secret:

Capetan Mihali

#17707
July 05, 2012, 01:44:38 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 04, 2012, 02:46:54 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 04, 2012, 02:41:18 PM
Just remember lettow--later in life you will regret more the things you dared not do than the things you did.

Spoken like a man who has never been in jail for several years.

:lol:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Lettow77

#17708
July 05, 2012, 04:42:33 AM
 I wandered with a couple of aquaintences through tenjin, nakasu, and hakata for a solid twelve hours last night, getting back at 6 AM. It was a very tiring experience, but pleasant. Yatai-goers are a very friendly bunch, and being from Tennessee has resulted in me being given a gift of hard liquor twice now.

What an overwhelmingly friendly and safe city.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

jimmy olsen

#17709
July 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 05, 2012, 01:28:20 AM
No matter what you say about the person, 21 years later this is still the best version of this I have ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8
Hell yes it is! :punk:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

lustindarkness

#17710
July 05, 2012, 08:59:43 AM
Quote from: katmai on July 04, 2012, 09:54:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 04, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Social Security stopped sending out hard copies of annual statements, so I just set up an online account.

To confirm my identity they asked me questions about a car I had bought 20 years ago and who I financed it with.  That's spooky.

Heh yeah i set up my account few weeks back, was funny of the 4 identity questions, only one was applicable to me.

Sounds like a good way to ensure your ID, if you answer the wrong one, no access?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

CountDeMoney

#17711
July 05, 2012, 02:50:34 PM
For lunch, I baked some salmon burger patties my mother had given me.

Dear Christ in Heaven, my place smells like a dead Turkish hooker.   Oh God never fucking again.

MadImmortalMan

#17713
July 05, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 05, 2012, 07:51:06 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 05, 2012, 01:28:20 AM
No matter what you say about the person, 21 years later this is still the best version of this I have ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8
Hell yes it is! :punk:

I like the Geoff Tate one.


Speaking of which, it looks like Queensryche has committed seppuku. The rest of the band "fired" GT, and now they're imploding into lawsuits. All over money, apparently.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Ed Anger

#17714
July 05, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Their last album was mediocre at best.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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