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[CountDeMoney]

I was gonna say...is that Glenn Danzig? 

My respect for him just keeps increasing.

[sbr]

Did he feed the kitties litter?

[CountDeMoney]

You obviously don't know what Friskies cans look like inside a plastic bag.  Douchetard.

[Habbaku]

I was gonna say...is that Glenn Danzig? 

My respect for him just keeps increasing.

He's still a douche, but that picture is awesome.   

[Syt]

I'm still surprised he was never cast as Wolverine, esp. during this mutton chops phase.

[Syt]

It's -12°C plus windchills outside. And I have to do my weekend shopping. Ugh.

[Ideologue]

I am 95% sure my schedule was changed before I came in this afternoon so that I have to work tomorrow morning.  Do not want.

Today sucked.  Peeling potatoes for two hours hurts like a motherfucker, but at least I didn't slice my hand open like I used to.  I'm pretty sure I was made to do it as a punishment, as the boss got mad because I was throwing out lettuce that had turned brown, in significant enough percentage to make my job take ten times longer due to picking out the rotten bits, i.e. making a decision and doing my job properly in pursuance of providing a quality to product to our customer.

OK, also partially because after twenty years of school I feel that my time is more valuable than to waste it individually examining every fucking shred of lettuce in a twenty-seven cubic foot box.  BOTH ARE APPLICABLE.

Applied to equal opportunity employment specialist job in Virginia tonight; will send resumes to temp agency tomorrow.

P.S.: does the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau even exist, really?  They have three job openings, all for jobs beyond my qualifications (GS-13 it looks like).  The CFPB should have been the DHS of our time.

[CountDeMoney]

OK, also partially because after twenty years of school I feel that my time is more valuable than to waste it individually examining every fucking shred of lettuce in a twenty-seven cubic foot box.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID TO DO.

See, this is why you never hire the over-educated.  They think they know better than their bosses.

[Eddie Teach]

OK, also partially because after twenty years of school I feel that my time is more valuable than to waste it individually examining every fucking shred of lettuce in a twenty-seven cubic foot box.  BOTH ARE APPLICABLE.

But at the rate you're selling it for, examining the lettuce and trying to salvage what you can is more cost-effective than tossing it out.

[Ideologue]

OK, also partially because after twenty years of school I feel that my time is more valuable than to waste it individually examining every fucking shred of lettuce in a twenty-seven cubic foot box.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID TO DO.

See, this is why you never hire the over-educated.  They think they know better than their bosses.

No, I get paid to make food for customers in a timely and efficient manner.  Presented with an obstacle to that overriding goal, I overcame the obstacle.  My education only helped me see this fundamental truth.  Also, I barely get paid anyway, so meh.

Anyway, he got some Latino guy to make shitty salads out of the shitty lettuce and probably fifty people noticed and are now annoyed that their salads had brown spotty lettuce in them, not so bad as to complain, just mentally mark my restaurant as lousy and low-class.  And believe it or not, I do actually care about my product.

Yeah, I do know better than some Greek fuck.  This is the same guy who told me leave salads with meat on them out in the open air until they were sold, because the fridge would make them too cold.  Do you trust the judgment of a man who has does not understand the germ theory of disease or the term "danger zone"?

[Ideologue]

OK, also partially because after twenty years of school I feel that my time is more valuable than to waste it individually examining every fucking shred of lettuce in a twenty-seven cubic foot box.  BOTH ARE APPLICABLE.

But at the rate you're selling it for, examining the lettuce and trying to salvage what you can is more cost-effective than tossing it out.

You're overlooking how time-sensitive restaurant operations are.  You're also overlooking the fact that, due to how lettuce is, it's nearly impossible to sort out bad from good in a ~100% effective fashion, in any sort of realistic timeframe.

Sometimes I regret opening up my inner life to you people.  I had a good reason to justify my baser motivations.  Jeez, relax.

[Eddie Teach]

That's easy. Good Lettuce entertains you with talk about Being the Little Girl. Bad Lettuce encourages depressed people to use firearms.

[Ideologue]

That's easy. Good Lettuce entertains you with talk about Being the Little Girl. Bad Lettuce encourages depressed people to use firearms.

You're a good guy, Teach.

[Syt]

It's -12°C plus windchills outside. And I have to do my weekend shopping. Ugh.

I have returned. My balls would have frozen off if they hadn't ascended into my chest cavity.

[katmai]

It's -12°C plus windchills outside. And I have to do my weekend shopping. Ugh.

How the fuck did you Germans almost conquer the continent when whining this much