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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2009, 10:41:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 10:40:12 AM
:bleeding: Garnett might be out all postseason!

Noooooooooooooooo

So is Ginobli.  Nothing can stop the Lakers now. :weep:

The Cavs might.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

Forgive me if I refrain from clicking on a link called pickle surprise followed by bleeding eyes.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Syt

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 12:20:30 PM
Forgive me if I refrain from clicking on a link called pickle surprise followed by bleeding eyes.

It's not nasty or sexual (perfectly Safe For Work), just traumatizing. It's from pictureisunrelated.com.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Nickname Who Was Thursday

You may have bought a new toaster but the taint will remain with you the rest of your days.  :cool:
The Erstwhile Eddie Teach

Neil

Quote from: garbon on April 16, 2009, 05:24:16 PM
Bye, Tim. :blurgh:
Later this evening I'll be reducing your postcount by 500, in order to punish you.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 05:56:23 PM
Later this evening I'll be reducing your postcount by 500, in order to punish you.

Can you reduce it by 1000 or at least 600? That way I'll still have time before I have to become Tim again. :Embarrass:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

Quote from: garbon on April 16, 2009, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 05:56:23 PM
Later this evening I'll be reducing your postcount by 500, in order to punish you.

Can you reduce it by 1000 or at least 600? That way I'll still have time before I have to become Tim again. :Embarrass:
If I did that, it wouldn't be much punishment, would it?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
If I did that, it wouldn't be much punishment, would it?
-_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

Quote from: garbon on April 16, 2009, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
If I did that, it wouldn't be much punishment, would it?
-_-
Next time, think before you ally with Martinus.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 06:30:23 PM
Next time, think before you ally with Martinus.

I would never do that. :x :x :x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

Quote from: garbon on April 16, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 06:30:23 PM
Next time, think before you ally with Martinus.

I would never do that. :x :x :x
And yet you did.  You're from the civilized world, and know things.  You should never be siding with a whiny, provincial gay.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

Quote from: Neil on April 16, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
And yet you did.  You're from the civilized world, and know things.  You should never be siding with a whiny, provincial gay.

If at any point, we share common viewpoints that is mere coincidence and not a sign of a compact between us. I'd sooner have myself castrated.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

I fell to 6th in posts. GOD DAMN WORK.

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