The Off Topic Topic

[Razgovory]

My little sister is moving away.  I'm very sad.

[Tamas]

Newest member is: Krisztina. Thats a Hungarian female first name! No other Hungarians are allowed here! 

[Neil]

Just saw on CNN that Obama has proposed a financial industry tax "to pay back the bailout money."  Given the fact that they've already paid back the bailout money that doesn't make a lot of sense.

Well, the industry does deserve to be punished for what they did.

[ulmont]

Newest member is: Krisztina. Thats a Hungarian female first name! No other Hungarians are allowed here! 

Probably a spambot.

[Neil]

It's British, and thus is more welcome than it would be if it were from the terrible parts of the world.  Accounts originating from Russia and China are deleted out of hand.

[Tamas]

Newest member is: Krisztina. Thats a Hungarian female first name! No other Hungarians are allowed here! 

Probably a spambot.

WHERE IS YOUR TURN?!!

[Syt]

From today's Annular Eclipse in China, the longest of this millennium. The next similarly long one will be on Dec 23rd, 3043.

[Zanza]

You can't just get water from the sink?

You can get water from the sink - you will have to specifically order it though. You get it in discos and bars too to answer Syt's question.

[Syt]

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

[Ed Anger]

I have got a monster of a cold. It seems to have added to the general level of malaise I have had lately. Bleh.

[Ed Anger]

And that Wal-Mart pic didn't help. 

[lustindarkness]

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have
been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a
heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout
loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


And in the southern hemisphere...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!".
Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty
teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime
Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which
is "Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!', "I
think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is
cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final
escalation level.
And in America

Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

[Savonarola]

Back from Del Taco on a mission for Barrister Boy.  I got the Klingon Bird-of-Prey collectors cup. 

[garbon]

Yay, I don't have to go.

[Savonarola]

Yay, I don't have to go.

I hadn't been to Del Taco before so I was eager to go.