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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Korea

#420
April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.
I want my mother fucking points!

katmai

#421
April 02, 2009, 05:12:43 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

Not really
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

FunkMonk

#422
April 02, 2009, 05:32:03 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.
That's what The Off Topic Topic is for.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Ed Anger

#423
April 02, 2009, 05:32:40 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

I'm hard.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Habbaku

#424
April 02, 2009, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

Show us your tits.

See?  Rather easy.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

garbon

#425
April 02, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

I wouldn't bother.  All you have to look forward to is Tim.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#426
April 02, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 01, 2009, 09:14:14 PM
Also, I don't want to be Mouth Sugar so I am trying to increase my post count.


What is mouth sugar a reference to?
I'm sure we could invent a hillarious sexual reference.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#427
April 02, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 02, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

I wouldn't bother.  All you have to look forward to is Tim.
Tim > garbon, as mexicans > gays.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

#428
April 02, 2009, 06:00:59 PM
So what happens to gay mexicans?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#429
April 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 02, 2009, 06:00:59 PM
So what happens to gay mexicans?
They get counted as gays.  Normally, people are organized racially, and within races according to wealth.  However, sexuality is a modifier to that, as non-heterosexuals are inferior to heterosexuals of any race.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Razgovory

#430
April 02, 2009, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 02, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 02, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Increasing post count is hard.

I wouldn't bother.  All you have to look forward to is Tim.
Tim > garbon, as mexicans > gays.

Can't argue with that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

FunkMonk

#431
April 02, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Korea, just give up and let the hate flow through you. It makes posting much easier.  :contract:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Neil

#432
April 02, 2009, 07:01:50 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 02, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Korea, just give up and let the hate flow through you. It makes posting much easier.  :contract:
It really does.  Languish asks only that you hate.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DontSayBanana

#433
April 02, 2009, 07:50:22 PM
Hate yourself, ala the emo crowd, or hate everything else, ala Neil and Ed Anger. Or play it safe: hate everything, period.
Experience bij!

DontSayBanana

#434
April 02, 2009, 07:52:11 PM
For some reason, when I reread what I just posted, I'm stuck thinking of the Wise Woman from the episode of Black Adder when Edmund falls in love with his servant, thinking she's a man.
Experience bij!
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