The Off Topic Topic

[Sheilbh]

...I hope you do though

[Admiral Yi]

He might have gone native when he was in Japan.

[HVC]

I even find sitting to poo disgusting.

i think you're doing it wrong

[viper37]

The news article is allright, but the title did catch my eye:
Police believe man found in pool of blood inside a car was murdered

KUALA LUMPUR: Police detained a suspect in connection with the murder of a senior citizen who was found in a pool of blood inside a car parked at an open space in front of a shopping complex in Selayang, Jalan Selayang Baru, here.

Gombak police chief ACP Zainal Mohamed Mohamed said the 40-year-old suspect was detained at 4pm yesterday by a police team from the Gombak Police Headquarters' Crime Investigation Department.

Zainal said police had received information from members of the public on Tuesday morning at about 10.15am that a man was found dead inside a green Perodua Kancil car.

"Initial investigations revealed that a 70-year-old senior citizen from Selayang Baru was found dead in a pool of blood inside a parked car. He was fully clothed.

"Upon inspecting the body of the victim, severe injuries were found in his neck and a sharp object was also found," he said in a statement today.

Zainal said the body of the victim was sent to the Kuala Lumpur Hospital for post-mortem.
He added that the suspect would be remanded for seven days to assist investigations under Section 302 of the Penal Code for murder.

"Anyone with information or witnesses are urged to contact the investigating officer ASP Puteri Noor Asiah Mohd Sharif at 012-6718024 or the Gombak police headquarters at 03-61262222," he said. -Bernama

[DGuller]

  I'm very surprised, I never even considered that option after I turned 5.  What's even the point of having a penis if you're not going to stand while peeing?

[Valmy]

I'm very surprised, I never even considered that option after I turned 5.  What's even the point of having a penis if you're not going to stand while peeing?

I do it if I am not feeling well.

[Josquius]

He might have gone native when he was in Japan.

Long before. It is a better way to do it. Get in, get out, no need to go nearer the bowl of viral doom than you must.

[OttoVonBismarck]

I'm very surprised, I never even considered that option after I turned 5.  What's even the point of having a penis if you're not going to stand while peeing?

Gonna be honest, peeing isn't the only use for my penis.

[HVC]

Helicopter? 

[Richard Hakluyt]

I'm very surprised, I never even considered that option after I turned 5.  What's even the point of having a penis if you're not going to stand while peeing?

There are these people called women DG, surely we have mentioned them before on the forum?

[HVC]

I'm very surprised, I never even considered that option after I turned 5.  What's even the point of having a penis if you're not going to stand while peeing?

There are these people called women DG, surely we have mentioned them before on the forum?

The chart was about men 

I usually sit at home. Don't know when I started because a stood as a kid.

[Josquius]

[Grey Fox]

I watch NHK newsworld regularly and I feel like they never spend anytime talking about Tokyo.

[Habbaku]

Japanese culture all derives from Osaka/Kyoto (can't tell because of the dot placement)? 

[Duque de Bragança]

I watch NHK newsworld regularly and I feel like they never spend anytime talking about Tokyo.

Then watch more Kawaii International.