The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

Roberts is going wobbly!

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/06/john_roberts_isn_t_a_reliable_conservative_vote_the_chief_justice_is_siding.html

[FunkMonk]

I just want to point out Texans are safe since we never say 'you guys'.

God bless Texas. We're ahead of the curve.

[crazy canuck]

I just want to point out Texans are safe since we never say 'you guys'.

God bless Texas. We're ahead of the curve.

Y'all are way cool 

[Eddie Teach]

Time to start saying "y'all guys".

[Admiral Yi]

Read this, you guys.

http://www.vox.com/2015/6/11/8761227/you-guys-sexism-language

I'd be happy to change if there were a reasonable alternative.

[LaCroix]

I'd be happy to change if there were a reasonable alternative.

"you all" is a great alternative! i don't use "you guys" because it's inaccurate. weird that the author dismisses the phrase's inaccuracy yet hates on it due to perceived sexism. there's a problem with her priorities.

[Ed Anger]

I read the article. 

[Razgovory]

When purchasing a bunch of goods at a hardware store don't end the list with, "And some flowers for the widow".

[lustindarkness]

When purchasing a bunch of goods at a hardware store don't end the list with, "And some flowers for the widow".

Why not? Sounds like a nice touch to me.

[HisMajestyBOB]

When purchasing a bunch of goods at a hardware store don't end the list with, "And some flowers for the widow".

Worse would be "And some flowers for the soon-to-be widow."

[Syt]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

My hot pocket was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his purple beaver buster made my tuna tunnel tears flow like a rabid dog. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my clunge gunge slobbering from my hot pocket, his tallywacker is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a sand blasted tomato. It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket slid inside me again; stuffing my gashtray with an antique doorknob just didn't get my fuck trench flooding like it used to. With my roast beef platter now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to start plunging my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered?

Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my ground zero grotto and a number of chillies up my rusty sherif's badge. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple-headed trouser snake rammed deeper into my Oxo orifice. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his slut slayer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of chorizo howitzer and baby gravy, the penis pudding was dripping down my chin and onto my droopies.

[Josquius]

So apparently Romania has a  16 pence note.

[Liep]

So apparently Romania has a  16 pence note.

Sounds a little low, but reasonable. The lowest note should only just be able to get you a cup of coffee otherwise you end up with a too heavy wallet.

[Duque de Bragança]

Annoying: people who decide to get on board a crowded, hot subway train ... with their bike.

Typically Germanic :pickelhaube:

[Syt]

The American Dream Dusty Rhodes has died aged 69.