The Off Topic Topic

[Sheilbh]

Just found out the Yazidis are scared of lettuce

[The Brain]

Mew.

[Josquius]

Score one for the Good Guys.

1: Who is going to adopt a dog fighting pitbull?
2: The people involved will get a $500 fine and 3 weeks in jail.

[Admiral Yi]

1: Who is going to adopt a dog fighting pitbull?
2: The people involved will get a $500 fine and 3 weeks in jail.

Michael Vick spent significantly more than 3 weeks in the can.  This is not Europe.

[CountDeMoney]

1: Who is going to adopt a dog fighting pitbull?

A lot of people, you heartless fucktard. 
And not all dogs in dogfighting are used as fighters;  there are females those that are used to overbreed for pups, and there are dogs used as bait.

2: The people involved will get a $500 fine and 3 weeks in jail.

These are felony charges.  Like Yi said, see: Vick, Mike.

[mongers]

Just found out the Yazidis are scared of lettuce

No more irrational than if it were pigs or beef on Fridays.

[garbon]

A lot of people, you heartless fucktard. 

I don't know why you would adopt such a vehement tone to someone who has made a Languish career saying strange things.

[CountDeMoney]

A lot of people, you heartless fucktard. 

I don't know why you would adopt such a vehement tone to someone who has made a Languish career saying strange things.

He is rather impervious, isn't he.

[Admiral Yi]

No more irrational than if it were pigs or beef on Fridays.

Fear of pigs is actually quite rational, as pigs can be vicious.  Agreed that fear of beef on Fridays is equally irrational to fear of lettuce.

[mongers]

No more irrational than if it were pigs or beef on Fridays.

Fear of pigs is actually quite rational, as pigs can be vicious.  Agreed that fear of beef on Fridays is equally irrational to fear of lettuce.

You've obviously never been involved with in a dust-up with a gang of lettuce. 

[Capetan Mihali]

No more irrational than if it were pigs or beef on Fridays.

Fear of pigs is actually quite rational, as pigs can be vicious.

Yeah, but pork chops are pretty sedate IME.

[Sheilbh]

Am I really the type to judge them for irrationality?

[Tamas]

Anyway, I'm probably going to.  I'm getting pressure to for the stupidest reason--so I can get promoted and do the job that doesn't require bar membership, but be treated as FLSA exempt, EVEN THOUGH THAT'S NOT HOW THE FLSA WAS DESIGNED TO WORK.

You know, I hear the bar is one of those professional thingies that kinda goes along with law school.  Sorta like the way medical boards go with medical school.  I'm sure it might've been in the law school brochure, "Just 3 Years to Fabulous Riches!", but you should check it out anyway.

Shhhh. He has a great shtick going with the whole "I studied law, refuse to take the effort of taking the bar, can't get work as lawyer, it is capitalism's fault, bring on the gulags", don't ruin it.

[Admiral Yi]

Give it a rest Tamas.

[derspiess]

Lay off, Yi.