The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

Crimean boobs moved up a couple sizes recently.  Map should be updated to reflect that.

[Caliga]

Today my Romanian consultant tried to tell me how Romanians were 'not at all related to Slavs' and how even though Romania got conquered over and over, the people there are really modern Romans because nobody ever settled there.  Right.

To his credit, he looks pretty much like an Italian and his accent sounds more like Italian-accented English to me than say Russian-accented English.  It was cute how eager he was to not be seen as a Slav though.

[Caliga]

Crimean boobs moved up a couple sizes recently.  Map should be updated to reflect that.

...and you people wonder why I backed Putin in the whole Crimean crisis.

[DGuller]

Today my Romanian consultant tried to tell me how Romanians were 'not at all related to Slavs' and how even though Romania got conquered over and over, the people there are really modern Romans because nobody ever settled there.  Right.

To his credit, he looks pretty much like an Italian and his accent sounds more like Italian-accented English to me than say Russian-accented English.  It was cute how eager he was to not be seen as a Slav though.

Romanians seem to easily be the most difficult nation in Europe to stereotype.  Even their last names lack any kind of a pattern, apart from a slight predominance of -escu suffixes.

[mongers]

Good to see Bob Geldof on the news talking about a report on Africa, despite having only recently lost this eldest daughter. 

[Valmy]

Today my Romanian consultant tried to tell me how Romanians were 'not at all related to Slavs' and how even though Romania got conquered over and over, the people there are really modern Romans because nobody ever settled there.  Right.

Everybody knows they are Dacio-Goth-Avar-Pecheneg-Vlachs

[Ideologue]

Today my Romanian consultant tried to tell me how Romanians were 'not at all related to Slavs' and how even though Romania got conquered over and over, the people there are really modern Romans because nobody ever settled there.  Right.

To his credit, he looks pretty much like an Italian and his accent sounds more like Italian-accented English to me than say Russian-accented English.  It was cute how eager he was to not be seen as a Slav though.

Are Balkantards just incapable of realizing when they sound like Balkantards?  You'd think they'd tone that shit down in a professional setting.

[alfred russel]

garbon's chart on boobs has useful information, but since there is a major correlation between obesity and boob size, is incomplete.

I propose valuing cup sizes as follows: A=1, B=2,....,Larger than D=5.

Then women shall be rated based on % overweight, in increments of 10%. I propose that not overweight=1, 10% overweight=2, 20% overweight=3,...etc.

Cup sizes shall have value x.

% overweight value shall have value y.

Each woman shall be valued based on their value of x / y.

The average of these values shall be computed for each nation on earth, and put in a chart similar to what garbon posted. I submit to you this such chart will be the most important chart ever created.

[DGuller]

I thought I was the only one doing this exact calculation when looking at women. 

[Ideologue]

You're missing a face axis.

[Eddie Teach]

The nicest boobs are Bs and Cs anyway.

[Admiral Yi]

perkiness squared X cup size + nipple boner cubed = breast value

[alfred russel]

You're missing a face axis.

I really don't think its needed. 

[alfred russel]

Today my Romanian consultant tried to tell me how Romanians were 'not at all related to Slavs' and how even though Romania got conquered over and over, the people there are really modern Romans because nobody ever settled there.  Right.

To his credit, he looks pretty much like an Italian and his accent sounds more like Italian-accented English to me than say Russian-accented English.  It was cute how eager he was to not be seen as a Slav though.

Are Balkantards just incapable of realizing when they sound like Balkantards?  You'd think they'd tone that shit down in a professional setting.

This is a guess: Caliga is the instigator of this.

[Ed Anger]

LOL, Cleveland Browns.