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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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PDH

:(  I am not really from Wyoming.  I was born in California
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Eddie Teach

I'm not really from the South. I was born in Virginia.  :sleep:
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Valmy

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 13, 2014, 09:35:17 PM
I'm not really from the South. I was born in Virginia.  :sleep:

I am not really from Texas, I was born in Austin.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

I was born in Baltimore, not Bawlmer.

katmai

Lived in California as much as I have Alaska, and yet from Colorado.
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alfred russel

Quote from: Valmy on April 13, 2014, 09:36:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 13, 2014, 09:35:17 PM
I'm not really from the South. I was born in Virginia.  :sleep:

I am not really from Texas, I was born in Austin.

I guess I should come clean too...I am actually a Nigerian prince. I have been hiding my identity on the forum because I am ashamed to be destitute. It is especially hard because I have assets worth millions in Nigeria, but can not access them due to my poverty. Please PM me if you think you can help.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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-garbon, February 23, 2014

Ed Anger

I will send you my bank info.
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Valmy

Quote from: alfred russel on April 13, 2014, 10:04:33 PM
I guess I should come clean too...I am actually a Nigerian prince. I have been hiding my identity on the forum because I am ashamed to be destitute.

Nonsense everybody knows you are Latino.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

He is a black man. Call him a liar.
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Malthus

Quote from: Sheilbh on April 13, 2014, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 13, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
Disraeli was an Anglican convert (he had to be, to enter politics).

Interestingly, he wrote the very first alt-history book: The Wondrous Tale of Alroy, about a Jew who founds a world-spanning empire in the middle ages (!).
His family converted when he was 12 after his dad got into a huge argument with their synagogue.

It's also interesting how much Disraeli later played up to his Jewish heritage to enhance his own 'exoticness' and 'otherness' which he liked to emphasise in his rather theatrical political persona. For example that line to Victoria or his famous response to anti-semitic goading by Daniel O'Connell that 'yes, I am a Jew. And when the ancestors of the right honorable gentlemen were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon.'

Having just read a biography of Gladstone I plan to read one of Disraeli. I can't think of anyone else like them. Two extraordinary figures with such totally different characters (with a shared, but different, theatricality) who dominate an entire generation of history and both achieved a great deal.

Love the Tom of Finland stamps :lol:

Yes, but at the time, if he hadn't converted, he could not have been PM - the office required an oath on one's faith as a Christian. Of course, everyone considered him basically a Jew, because of his ancestry (himself included).

I too would love to read a bio of him. I think it is hilarious that he's the 19th century answer to Harry Turtledove in his writing.  :lol:
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derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on April 14, 2014, 09:25:12 AM
Disraeli was a Jew?!?

A historical fact so obscure leading British politicians are unaware of it.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on April 14, 2014, 09:25:12 AM
Disraeli was a Jew?!?

You'd think the prefix of "dis" would've meant "not a Jew", amirite?

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 14, 2014, 09:27:21 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 14, 2014, 09:25:12 AM
Disraeli was a Jew?!?

You'd think the prefix of "dis" would've meant "not a Jew", amirite?

No shit.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on April 14, 2014, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 14, 2014, 09:27:21 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 14, 2014, 09:25:12 AM
Disraeli was a Jew?!?

You'd think the prefix of "dis" would've meant "not a Jew", amirite?

No shit.

Instead, it's Jersey-speak.  Dis is a Jew, and dat one is a Jew, too.