The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Funny thing, in spite of all the plastic surgery and makeup trying to make herself look like Barbie, she's still unmistakably Slavic.

[Ed Anger]

I took a quick peek into the Anime Thread, and
You just can't unsee that sort of thing.

I tried having my nephew explain Dragonball Z to me once. That was the last time I tried understanding that kind of shit.

[Beenherebefore]

Meanwhile, in Norway, some bloke has spent 30 years knitting the world's longest scarf. 

http://www.nrk.no/ostfold/verdens-lengste-skjerf-1.11598309

The chase is on for the world's longest neck now.

[Caliga]

I'd probably hit it. 

Sadly, so would I. 
Then I would have a crying wank of shame at home afterwards.

I don't find someone that looks like that attractive at all.  I like females to look human... call me crazy, I know.

[garbon]

[jimmy olsen]

I took a quick peek into the Anime Thread, and
You just can't unsee that sort of thing.

I tried having my nephew explain Dragonball Z to me once. That was the last time I tried understanding that kind of shit.

Combine the origin story of Superman and the Chinese novel Journey to the West and sprinkle on some martial arts.

Simple.

[Josquius]

It seems the novelty of having a few hours after work to do stuff before unconsciousness and going to work again, has finally worn off. Today I'm actually bored.

[Grey Fox]

It's beer time.

[Josquius]

Nah.
But I do now really understand the talk I've heard in the past about the dangers of alcoholism for English teachers in rural places. I can see how someone could do down the drinking beers alone every night route.

[Grey Fox]

Time to get married.

[garbon]

Time to get married.

[Grey Fox]

Time to get married.

He's not gay, barely sociable, he's bored, doesn't want to drink.

What are his options?

[Admiral Yi]

He could get one of those giant pillows with tits.

[garbon]

Time to get married.

He's not gay, barely sociable, he's bored, doesn't want to drink.

What are his options?

He could get hobbies? I guess marriage could eat up more of his time but doesn't sound like much other than a recipe for eventual divorce.

[Grey Fox]

Time to get married.

He's not gay, barely sociable, he's bored, doesn't want to drink.

What are his options?

He could get hobbies?

Yes, that's what I am proposing.