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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Admiral Yi

It's not been superhot or even what I would call hot the three or so times I ate it.  More black peppery than red peppery.

derspiess

Medium rare steak is about as raw as I'll go.  Or maybe ceviche if I have Cipro handy.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

I never thought this would be me until last year's summer concert series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

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I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on December 09, 2013, 11:46:31 PM
Medium rare steak is about as raw as I'll go.  Or maybe ceviche if I have Cipro handy.

Well done for me with globs of A1 steak sauce. And ketchup.

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Josquius

Has anyone ever encountered someone with norovirus?
Its weird but in the UK I had never even heard of such a thing. Every year I've been in Japan though a few people I know have come down with it, it seems pretty common.
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Brazen

Quote from: Tyr on December 10, 2013, 08:49:13 AM
Has anyone ever encountered someone with norovirus?
Its weird but in the UK I had never even heard of such a thing. Every year I've been in Japan though a few people I know have come down with it, it seems pretty common.
Yes, it's hideous, and it's shut down a number of hospitals and schools in the UK this winter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-25085665


Brazen

Top news Christmas cracker jokes for 2013:
1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.

2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.

3. Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship.

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care.

7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.

8. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.

9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

Sheilbh

Quote from: Brazen on December 10, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
Top news Christmas cracker jokes for 2013:
1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.
There'll be thousands of awkward conversations explaining twerking to the elderly this Christmas :lol:
Let's bomb Russia!

Valmy

Quote from: Brazen on December 10, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these :blush:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Maximus

Quote from: Valmy on December 10, 2013, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 10, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these :blush:

Same. Also number 2

frunk

QuoteMy father was so poor the church took pity and gave him the job of walking around and making sure all the doors were secured every night. That's right, he was a pauper and locker.

mongers

Quote from: Valmy on December 10, 2013, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 10, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show.

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender

I don't get these :blush:

4. A trashing early evening chat show/schedule filler over here.

5. 60-80s slang for a 'fit' young woman, typically one in her early to mid 20s.

10. hint:

"Brussels sprouts make you fart.

Custard powder makes it louder"
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

mongers

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

MadBurgerMaker

#34214
I absolutely cannot understand why our guest account system, when entering it manually (like when creating a batch file for a bunch of users), wants the amount of time to be entered in seconds vs. minutes.  I just gave some people access for 432,000 seconds.   :rolleyes:

E:  I guess it should have been 387,000 or something like that for midnight on the 14th, but whatever.