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[CountDeMoney]

Martin Bashir apologizes for saying somebody should shit in Sarah Palin's mouth.

Brits. 

Hey, what comes out can always go back in.

Personally, I'd pay good money to see a German do that to her.

[CountDeMoney]

somebody should shit in Sarah Palin's mouth.

I'm going to make an Android app for that.

[derspiess]

You have people skills.

[Ed Anger]

I'd develop an app that causes pain in my enemies. In the testicles.

[DGuller]

Martin Bashir apologizes for saying somebody should shit in Sarah Palin's mouth.

Brits. 

Why would anyone do this to their shit?

[Caliga]

Given all the shit that flows out of her mouth, it seems natural that someone would want to direct some back in.  Return to sender.

[Liep]

First foray into the digital election happened in Køge today for the municipal elections. It didn't even break down, it just simply didn't work.

Pen and paper, yeah.

[Savonarola]

One of my projects is in Australia.    The difference in colloquialisms between our nations are sometimes surprising.  This morning I got an e-mail which began:

A new item on my todo list is to knock up a spreadsheet



So that's where Open Office Spreadsheets come from.

[Liep]

Are there any words in English that newscasters (or other specific professions) pronounce differently than the rest of the populace? I noticed in newsspeak that it's "efterRETningstjeneste (intelligence)", whereas a normal person quite correctly would pronounce it "EFterretningstjeneste".

[Syt]

A newscaster at a small local radio station up North in Germany once gave me a good chuckle when she read the morning news. She pronounced Kim Jong Il as "Kim Jong the Second". Probably was using Arial font on their print out.

[Grey Fox]

I need help. I need arguments to convince my girlfriend that buying a 46/50 inch is better choice than buying a 42.

[Syt]

I need help. I need arguments to convince my girlfriend that buying a 46/50 inch is better choice than buying a 42.

Next time you sleep with her, ask if an extra 4-8 inches wouldn't make a world of difference.

[garbon]

An extra 8?

[Ed Anger]

Tell her you want a 73" TV.

[Grey Fox]

I need help. I need arguments to convince my girlfriend that buying a 46/50 inch is better choice than buying a 42.

Next time you sleep with her, ask if an extra 4-8 inches wouldn't make a world of difference.

I am going to use that.