The Off Topic Topic

[katmai]

I feel like Yi may be talking about bolognese sauce.

[Josephus]

you'd think I'd have a lot more friends named Michael.

[katmai]

you'd think I'd have a lot more friends named Michael.

I have like 7 or so.

[Josephus]

Maybe Michael never broke in Canada as much. But honestly I don't know that many Michaels. There's one I used to work with, but he's actually American. And I know a Michael in New Jersey.

[Admiral Yi]

I feel like Yi may be talking about bolognese sauce.

[Eddie Teach]

you'd think I'd have a lot more friends named Michael.

I have like 7 or so.

Jordan, Johnson, Buble, Myers, Fox, Tyson, Bolton?

[Admiral Yi]

At Georgetown half the guys were named Mike. 

Just like Goodfellas. 

[garbon]

I guess so. I just hate the idea of sitting at the restaurant with clearly nothing in front of me and not getting more wine to pass the time.

I don't mind. The only thing that bothers me is if I'm waiting ages to be taken to a table - that can be remedied by having a nice bar while I wait but that's not always the norm

I found service in New York way too intrusive. But I think the worst is in the UK where we've started to try to have American-style service but performed by sullen British teens (or, far more successfully, Spanish engineers fleeing Eurogeddon)

I'd say New York isn't that intrusive as you generally have to ask for check if you want it. Otherwise you just keep getting your water refilled.

[Lettow77]

After a couple of days of eating only eggplant, some woman comes into my room unbidden to feed me. Her intent was indecent, and I had a moment of weakness that threatens to undo the path I had so painstakingly set her upon.

Although I don't mean to despair of her becoming a proper otome, as a failsafe measure, and for the betterment of the kansai region, I have begun cultivating ladies in various locales. Showing the best promise is a lady from a rural area north of Himeji, who works sixty hours, but still lives with her parents despite being nearly thirty. She is quite receptive to discussions about the South, fairies and virtue, and what's more she finds it a delight to drive me around- if she hadn't, we'd have missed the Elvis statue in Kobe's harbor front, where we paid solemn respects to a notable Memphian.

Being a prophet of Yukkuri impedes upon my own yukkuri, however; I lose my own free time, a horrible experience in and of itself, but worse find myself going to Osaka, that unwholesome place, preaching a wholesome doctrine in the terrible nest of its enemies, alike to Jonah and Nineveh.

I am extremely busy, and react to business poorly; but generally things are going well, although my weight continues to precipitously fall. Folks are getting worried. Besides the otome, I am raising a team of eevees as well.

[Caliga]

in my spam box:

Dear Beloved,

Greetings to you.This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please, consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.My name is Larry Thompson.I'm a 65 years old man.I am British living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and owned two businesses in Dubai.

I was also married with two children. My wife and two children died in a car accident six years ago. Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I lived for.I never really cared about other values in life.But since the loss of my family,I have found a new desire to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/ motherless homes. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, South Africa,Cameroon,Brazil,Austria,spain,Germany and some Asian countries.

Before I became ill,I kept $8.5 Million in a long-term deposit account in a finance company .Presently,I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer.It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.Because relatives and friends have laundered so much of my wealth since my illness,I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please,I beg you in the name of the Lord to help me collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the company and distributes it amongst charity organizations.

Use your judgment to distribute the money and feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incure during the process

I'm willing to offer you a reward If you are willing to help;please reply my private email([email protected])as soon as you can.


Regards,
Larry Thompson

Poor guy 

[Ideologue]

Beloved?

[The Brain]

QQ.com

[Ideologue]

Psellus!

Wait, that'd be QQ.bc

[Caliga]

Beloved?

I prefer being referred to as Precious.

[Ed Anger]

Beloved?

I prefer being referred to as Precious.

Bless your heart.