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Admiral Yi

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 21, 2013, 09:45:46 PM
He should at least go down the WW2 Memorial and thank everybody for risking their lives and losing their buddies to defend his right to be a douchebag and sing Wehrmacht glee club fight songs in public.

You ever met or read about a WWII vet who had a hate-on for the Krauts?  Neither have I.  Nips, sure, but not Krauts.

So lighten up Frances.

Sheilbh

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2013, 09:49:51 PM
You ever met or read about a WWII vet who had a hate-on for the Krauts?  Neither have I.  Nips, sure, but not Krauts.
Always meant to ask, how long were you in France?
Let's bomb Russia!

Admiral Yi


Ed Anger

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2013, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 21, 2013, 09:45:46 PM
He should at least go down the WW2 Memorial and thank everybody for risking their lives and losing their buddies to defend his right to be a douchebag and sing Wehrmacht glee club fight songs in public.

You ever met or read about a WWII vet who had a hate-on for the Krauts?  Neither have I.  Nips, sure, but not Krauts.

So lighten up Frances.

It's in bad taste.  Maybe humming a few bars'll go over at the local Jewish Community Center.  Use the RedLaser app to scan everybody's tattoos.

Ed Anger

I'd normally defend spicy but I'm too busy PICKING APPLES.
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derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2013, 10:03:21 PM
I'd normally defend spicy but I'm too busy PICKING APPLES.

Seedy started it, you know :contract:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 21, 2013, 09:57:42 PM
It's in bad taste.  Maybe humming a few bars'll go over at the local Jewish Community Center.  Use the RedLaser app to scan everybody's tattoos.

It's a totally apolitical song, which is why the Bundeswehr continued to use it.  And it's not like anyone else in the tent knew what the hell it was.

I mean, it's not like I sang the German national anthem when it was played.  Not all of it, anyway :ph34r:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Also, totally unrelated, I hung out & chatted for a bit with a lesbian who owns a Totenkopf ring.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

Stuck on a paper that's due tomorrow. Will drinking help? Maybe vodka to get in that Russian spirit.
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Eddie Teach

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Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2013, 10:19:02 PM
Also, totally unrelated, I hung out & chatted for a bit with a lesbian who owns a Totenkopf ring.

She sounds..... Classy.
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derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 22, 2013, 07:06:33 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2013, 10:19:02 PM
Also, totally unrelated, I hung out & chatted for a bit with a lesbian who owns a Totenkopf ring.

She sounds..... Classy.

She's actually a sweet gal.  She's the sister of a friend of mine and inherited the ring from her grandfather, who fought in the 1st Infantry Division in France & Germany.  He supposedly pulled the ring off a dead SS soldier.  She keeps in her per purse I guess as a conversation piece-- she doesn't wear it as far as I know.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

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Malthus

Does she also have a bag of gold teeth?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius