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Phillip V

#25200
April 03, 2013, 05:41:58 PM
I did my civic duty and filed my tax returns. :bowler:

11B4V

#25201
April 03, 2013, 05:48:33 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Phillip V

#25202
April 03, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
We need new programs/incentives to mandate male dental hygienists and teachers! :o

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323916304578400192414995044.html

Grey Fox

#25203
April 03, 2013, 07:37:23 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/trailer-purge-frontrunner-most-stupidly-cynical-film-183852140.html

Watch the trailer, then someone explain to me why after basically turning your house into a fortress you don't have a flamethrower embedded in your front door?

WHO DIES? You?!

Stupid horror flick.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#25204
April 03, 2013, 08:02:59 PM
I've taken 3 craps within an hour.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

MadImmortalMan

#25205
April 03, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
Chart reminds me: I need to go to the dentist.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

derspiess

#25206
April 03, 2013, 08:43:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 03, 2013, 08:02:59 PM
I've taken 3 craps within an hour.


"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#25207
April 03, 2013, 08:45:24 PM
Us old people need to keep an eye on our shits.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#25208
April 03, 2013, 09:06:29 PM
Yoplait has the coolest non-gay flavors now;  all these pie-based yogurts, like Cherry Cobbler, Blueberry Pie, Key lime, Lemon Meringue.  And Creamsicle.

Yum, yum, yum.

Ed Anger

#25209
April 03, 2013, 09:10:10 PM
I like the Mickey D yogurts.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#25210
April 03, 2013, 09:11:19 PM
Bet you pop those Flintstone vitamins like Oxys during Rush's commercial breaks.

katmai

#25211
April 03, 2013, 09:11:36 PM
And he wonders why he has the shits all the time.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#25212
April 03, 2013, 09:13:44 PM
They are clean shits. One wipers.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Phillip V

#25213
April 03, 2013, 11:55:45 PM
Final Round Is Set in South Carolina Congress Race

Disgraced ex-governor Mark Sanford will face political novice sister of Stephen Colbert.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/04/us/politics/mark-sanford-unlikely-republican-standard-bearer.html

Former gov with his former mistress and now-fiancée, María Belén Chapur:

Habbaku

#25214
April 04, 2013, 12:23:49 AM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien
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