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[Ideologue]

Vector graphics programs are kind of a bitch.  I'm pretty proficient in some tasks in Photoshop, but never progressed beyond square fucking zero in the trial version of Draw.

[CountDeMoney]

Adventures In Law Enforcement Media Relations, Volume XXXIV:

Media Question:  "Do you have any suspects?"
The Really, Did You Actually Just Say That On Television PIO Answer:  "At this moment in time we do not have any suspects identified at this moment that we are working with at this time."

Correct Answer:  "No." 
Alternative correct answer: "No, we do not."
Another alternative correct answer: "No, we don't."


Sigh...

[Syt]

You should donate them a copy of Zinsser's "On Writing Well".

[jimmy olsen]

 

[Ideologue]

Someone really loved the Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Syt]

It's a sloth. I thought you would recognize it.

[Malthus]

It's a sloth. I thought you would recognize it.

[CountDeMoney]

It's a sloth. I thought you would recognize it.

Does it have a JD?

[Ideologue]

This year, it could probably made it into a T20.

[derspiess]

Adventures In Law Enforcement Media Relations, Volume XXXIV:

Media Question:  "Do you have any suspects?"
The Really, Did You Actually Just Say That On Television PIO Answer:  "At this moment in time we do not have any suspects identified at this moment that we are working with at this time."

To me it look like a Leprechaun to me.

[Zanza]

80 years ago today, the German Reichstag passed the Enabling Act abolishing democracy and making Hitler dictator.

[Phillip V]

80 years ago today, the German Reichstag passed the Enabling Act abolishing democracy and making Hitler dictator.

He was a legitimate dictator?

[Ed Anger]

Woooooooo! Saturday night!


I'm watching PawnStars. 

[katmai]

And so he goes out, not with a bang, but a whisper!

[Ed Anger]

And so he goes out, not with a bang, but a whisper!

I'll blow my testicles out in an orgy. I swear it.