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[garbon]

Kinda cool site to help with those terms of service that none of us read on various sites:

http://tos-dr.info/#

[The Brain]

Somewhere, probably very close, a Dazzling Urbanite is driving around with my freshly stolen license plates. 

No honor, eh?

[HVC]

Somewhere, probably very close, a Dazzling Urbanite is driving around with my freshly stolen license plates. 

so you stole some plates and framed a dazzling urbanite? Uncool man, uncool.


Also, sucks that your plates were stolen. What do you now? Contact DMV and c acel them? Do you have to pay to replace and get tags?

[lustindarkness]

Somewhere, probably very close, a Dazzling Urbanite is driving around with my freshly stolen license plates. 

Better than they stealing your mall crawler and leaving the tag.

[CountDeMoney]

Also, sucks that your plates were stolen. What do you now? Contact DMV and c acel them? Do you have to pay to replace and get tags?

Freshly stolen, and freshly reported-as-stolen.  Hell, as stupid as Baltimore Dazzling Urbanites are, I wouldn't be surprised if I find them out in the parking lot on another car.  Our Dazzling Urbanites are about that fucking smart.

Got a report # from the local gendarmes, gotta go to the MVA and get substitute plates.  What they'll do is send me new ones for $20, since the $180 registration fee has already been paid.

[DGuller]

Oh, fuck, I think I forgot to renew my registration.

[MadImmortalMan]

Freshly stolen, and freshly reported-as-stolen.  Hell, as stupid as Baltimore Dazzling Urbanites are, I wouldn't be surprised if I find them out in the parking lot on another car.  Our Dazzling Urbanites are about that fucking smart.

Got a report # from the local gendarmes, gotta go to the MVA and get substitute plates.  What they'll do is send me new ones for $20, since the $180 registration fee has already been paid.

You shouldn't have to pay anything. Oh we're sorry you got robbed, now here's a fee to pay. It's the sorry you got robbed fee. Due to budget constraints, the sorry you got mugged fee will be raised to $75 and the sorry you got raped fee will be raised to $600 in the next fiscal year.

[The Brain]

He chose to live in Baltimore.

[Barrister]

Freshly stolen, and freshly reported-as-stolen.  Hell, as stupid as Baltimore Dazzling Urbanites are, I wouldn't be surprised if I find them out in the parking lot on another car.  Our Dazzling Urbanites are about that fucking smart.

Got a report # from the local gendarmes, gotta go to the MVA and get substitute plates.  What they'll do is send me new ones for $20, since the $180 registration fee has already been paid.

You shouldn't have to pay anything. Oh we're sorry you got robbed, now here's a fee to pay. It's the sorry you got robbed fee. Due to budget constraints, the sorry you got mugged fee will be raised to $75 and the sorry you got raped fee will be raised to $600 in the next fiscal year.

Unfortunately that's how it is.  Your stuff is stolen, you're out of luck (unless you have insurance).

Our local gendarmes have a push on people right now to get temper-proof screws for license plates, since thefts are so common.

[MadImmortalMan]

At least get the convicts to make the guy new plates without charging him. 

[CountDeMoney]

You shouldn't have to pay anything. Oh we're sorry you got robbed, now here's a fee to pay. It's the sorry you got robbed fee. Due to budget constraints, the sorry you got mugged fee will be raised to $75 and the sorry you got raped fee will be raised to $600 in the next fiscal year.

LOL, it's the MVA, man.  Whaddya expect.

[Malthus]

Well, this commercial is disturbing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

Subtext: our pasta sauce is so good, your fat kid will soon forget walking right in on dad boning mom senseless. Yum! 

[CountDeMoney]

Our local gendarmes have a push on people right now to get temper-proof screws for license plates, since thefts are so common.

That's the ironical thing;  I've got wheel locks, a gas cap lock, hood locks, even door locks so nobody steals my doors.   Totally forgot about the fucking plates.

License plate locks are already ordered.

[Ed Anger]

Well, this commercial is disturbing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

Subtext: our pasta sauce is so good, your fat kid will soon forget walking right in on dad boning mom senseless. Yum! 

I flag this video as abuse

hooman969 56 minutes ago

[katmai]

Jesus seedy and why do you live there?