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Started by Slargos, June 22, 2009, 12:21:40 PM

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Slargos

June 22, 2009, 12:21:40 PM
What, no TF thread yet?

I'm about to jizz in my pants.

I cannot, nay, will not contain my excitement.

It will be totally fucking awesome.

Slargos

#1
June 22, 2009, 12:23:47 PM
Did I mention that Devastator is going to be in the movie?

Because it's going to be totally off the fucking HOOK.

Awesome.

garbon

#2
June 22, 2009, 12:25:48 PM
Please try to drink less, Siege.
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#3
June 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
They should just show Megan Fox in various poses for 90 minutes and leave out those silly robots.

jimmy olsen

#4
June 22, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
I'm with you Slargos, I can't wait! :punk:
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#5
June 22, 2009, 12:30:56 PM
This has to be some sort of record in taint. A double Timmay-Slargos taint.  :D
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#6
June 22, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
They should just show Megan Fox in various poses for 90 minutes and leave out those silly robots.

She could pose naked ON the robots.

Slargos

#7
June 22, 2009, 12:39:20 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 22, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
They should just show Megan Fox in various poses for 90 minutes and leave out those silly robots.

She could pose naked ON the robots.

I could totally get on board that.  :cool:

Admiral Yi

#8
June 22, 2009, 12:42:32 PM
The trailer gave me a headache.

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Neil

#9
June 22, 2009, 01:02:06 PM
Meh.  New Transformers are inferior to Old Transformers.
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#10
June 22, 2009, 01:17:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 22, 2009, 01:02:06 PM
Meh.  New Transformers are inferior to Old Transformers.
:yes:  There is only one true Transformers: The Movie, and it came out in the 80's.
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#11
June 22, 2009, 01:20:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 22, 2009, 01:02:06 PM
Meh.  New Transformers are inferior to Old Transformers.
I think we can all agree that G1 > all other Gs.

However, this does not reduce the awesomeness of this movie.

It could've been more awesome, sure.

But then again, do we REALLY want to watch a movie and be at risk of having our heads LITERALLY blown off by sheer force of awesomeness?

Lettow77

#12
June 22, 2009, 02:23:39 PM
Meh, Megan Fox looks like a tawdry hussy. I couldent enjoy it due to her presence, but a friend of mine is excited.
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Grey Fox

#13
June 22, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 22, 2009, 12:30:56 PM
This has to be some sort of record in taint. A double Timmay-Slargos taint.  :D

Just need Valmy to cheer for it & we're set for a Trifecta of taintitude
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Viking

#14
June 22, 2009, 03:14:42 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 22, 2009, 12:21:40 PM
What, no TF thread yet?

I'm about to jizz in my pants.

I cannot, nay, will not contain my excitement.

It will be totally fucking awesome.

Premier this wednsday...

going?

http://program.filmweb.no/kinoprogram/Kinoprogram.aspx?movieId=UIP20070995&date=24-06-2009#UIP20070995_24.06.2009
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