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Started by Slargos, June 22, 2009, 12:21:40 PM

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saskganesh

#30
June 23, 2009, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2009, 12:16:10 PM
QuoteThe plot is incomprehensible

Reviewers say this alot about summer blockbusters, but most of the times I'm able to easily follow the plot so I just ignore them when they say this.

however, if you were asked to explain the plot, I think you'd come up flummoxed. so I doubt that claim.
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Zanza

#31
June 23, 2009, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 23, 2009, 01:43:09 PMhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914401
I really wonder how much they use CGI to make people look different in movies nowadays.

And cameras can be really deceiving with looks too. E.g. some actresses that look great on camera are dwarves. Natalie Portman or Kylie Minogue (well not an actress but you know what I mean) for example.

The Larch

#32
June 23, 2009, 06:34:26 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 23, 2009, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 23, 2009, 01:43:09 PMhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914401
I really wonder how much they use CGI to make people look different in movies nowadays.

And cameras can be really deceiving with looks too. E.g. some actresses that look great on camera are dwarves. Natalie Portman or Kylie Minogue (well not an actress but you know what I mean) for example.

Photoshop is the greatest evil in that respect, IMO.

Viking

#33
June 25, 2009, 07:42:05 PM
I'm completely convinced. The reviewers are wrong.

1. Who cares if the plot is crap, this is The Transformers, not Hamlet. The plot is good enough.
2. This is a Bay epic with a two hour long chase sequence. But then again, this is completely consistent with a normal Transformers Cartoon episode.
3. The sexiest thing in this movie is not Megan Fox, it is the Prime reborn. Prime is not only the star he is the sexiest thing on screen. I have a man-crush on Optimus Prime.
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A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
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Slargos

#34
June 26, 2009, 07:20:31 AM
Well. I was entertained.

A few minor grievances, but all in all it was a fantastic movie.

I thus stand by my initial assertion: Totally Fucking Awesome.

saskganesh

#35
June 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
yet in the real world, megan fox remains hotter than some toy robots.
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Slargos

#36
June 26, 2009, 08:19:58 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
yet in the real world, megan fox remains hotter than some toy robots.

You take that back right now, or I will cut you.  :mad: :P

Valmy

#37
June 26, 2009, 08:22:13 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
yet in the real world, megan fox remains hotter than some toy robots.

Megan Fox is a freak.
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#38
June 26, 2009, 08:24:30 AM
I don't even know who Megan Fox is. That is how far behind I am.
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The Larch

#39
June 26, 2009, 10:00:21 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 26, 2009, 08:24:30 AM
I don't even know who Megan Fox is. That is how far behind I am.



There you have her in the first movie.

Viking

#40
June 26, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
yet in the real world, megan fox remains hotter than some toy robots.

In the real world there is no Optimus Prime to outshine Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Alba. So yes I'd prefer a Megan Fox to a three foot tall Optimus Prime.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

saskganesh

#41
June 26, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
"leave the boys to play with their toys"
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Syt

#42
June 26, 2009, 10:38:32 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 26, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
In the real world there is no Optimus Prime

Yes, there is.
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DisturbedPervert

#43
June 26, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 08:22:13 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
yet in the real world, megan fox remains hotter than some toy robots.

Megan Fox is a freak.

Pointy thumbs

Ed Anger

#44
June 26, 2009, 04:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2009, 10:00:21 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 26, 2009, 08:24:30 AM
I don't even know who Megan Fox is. That is how far behind I am.



There you have her in the first movie.

Ok, I guess.

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