"If X were your home instead of Y"

[garbon]

If Canada were your home instead of The United States you would...

be superior in every way
feel compelled to constantly tell Americans that

Hmm, first bit seems to have been constructed oddly. Would have thought it would be "think you are superior in every way"

[derspiess]

If Argentina were your home instead of The United States you would...

make 64.77% less money  It's okay, I'll bring my own.
spend 88.81% less money on health care
use 78.81% less electricity The hell I would.  I'd drain the damned grid down there.
be 77.94% less likely to be in prison Well, yeah.  I can bribe the police with US Dollars.
consume 73.27% less oil Doubt it.  My F-350 would get 13mpg on a good day
be 61.43% more likely to die in infancy
be 84.21% more likely to be murdered Okay, this is true.
be 2.74% more likely to be unemployed
die 2.05 years sooner
be 33.33% less likely to have HIV/AIDS
experience 1.78% more of a class divide
have 25.78% more babies I'd probably have a couple more, actually.

[Valmy]

Damn. 84% more likely to be murdered?

[Malthus]

If Canada were your home instead of The United States you would...

be superior in every way
feel compelled to constantly tell Americans that

Hmm, first bit seems to have been constructed oddly. Would have thought it would be "think you are superior in every way"

He's just being objective.

[Malthus]

Damn. 84% more likely to be murdered?

Well, what does he expect, bribing the cops, draining the grid and driving his F-350 like that. 

[garbon]

Damn. 84% more likely to be murdered?

Well, what does he expect, bribing the cops, draining the grid and driving his F-350 like that. 

[garbon]

If Canada were your home instead of The United States you would...

be superior in every way
feel compelled to constantly tell Americans that

Hmm, first bit seems to have been constructed oddly. Would have thought it would be "think you are superior in every way"

He's just being objective.

Canada is nice but I don't think I'd ever want to live there.

[Monoriu]

After all these years of Mono making HK sound like the 7th depth of Hell, this website makes it sound like Heaven.

What to think?

I have said many times that I am better off working in HK 

[Malthus]

Canada is nice but I don't think I'd ever want to live there.

Well, you are nice, but I don't think we'd ever want you living here, either. 

[crazy canuck]

If Canada were your home instead of The United States you would...

be superior in every way
feel compelled to constantly tell Americans that

[Zanza]

If The United States were your home instead of Germany you would...

be 9.2 times more likely to be in prison 
be 37.74% more likely to be unemployed
be 5.4 times more likely to be murdered
have 22.43% less free time
make 33.67% more money
consume 99.66% more oil
spend 89.94% more money on health care
be 6 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
use 69.45% more electricity
experience 66.67% more of a class divide
be 78.32% more likely to die in infancy
die 0.88 years sooner
have 59.38% more babies

So, 9 , 2 and just 2 ... hmm, I guess I'll stay where I am then.




If Singapore were your home instead of Germany you would...

consume 8.4 times more oil
be 64.15% less likely to be unemployed
be 2.9 times more likely to be in prison
make 57.97% more money
live 3.94 years longer
experience 71.48% more of a class divide
spend 48.2% less money on health care
be 57.14% less likely to be murdered
be 26.88% less likely to die in infancy
use 7.97% more electricity
be equally likely to have HIV/AIDS
have 3.8% fewer babies

So Singapore might be an option...

[The Brain]

The internet link doesn't accurately tell me how my life would be different in the US. How could it? It doesn't ask for my relevant info.

[garbon]

Canada is nice but I don't think I'd ever want to live there.

Well, you are nice, but I don't think we'd ever want you living here, either. 

I can think of a few who probably would have like it had I stayed.

[Caliga]

If Vatican City were your home instead of The United States you would...

be more Catholic

[Norgy]

I realised Norway's a pretty good place to live.