The ACLU Wants the U.S. Government to Combat Sexism in Hollywood

[Malthus]

Must correct that, stat.

May I suggest: merging Languish with a "mommy board"? 

I wouldn't want to blind them with the cuteness of our kids Malthus.

That is but one of the many ways the suggestion could go badly. 

[merithyn]

I was barely aware that the movie had actual characters after watching the first trailers.

Heh. Lots of heat about the characters of a movie that, apparently, consists of explosions. 

Explosions and car chases. It seemed that the only real people on it were glorified stuntmen.

To be fair, even the Director and Writer said that the movie is essentially one long car chase. It's exactly what the first one was, IIRC.

[Valmy]

When the shaky cam is flashing random images on the screen I demand those images not be feminist propaganda.

[The Larch]

I was barely aware that the movie had actual characters after watching the first trailers.

Heh. Lots of heat about the characters of a movie that, apparently, consists of explosions. 

Explosions and car chases. It seemed that the only real people on it were glorified stuntmen.

Stuntpersons, please. 

[Malthus]

I was barely aware that the movie had actual characters after watching the first trailers.

Heh. Lots of heat about the characters of a movie that, apparently, consists of explosions. 

Explosions and car chases. It seemed that the only real people on it were glorified stuntmen.

To be fair, even the Director and Writer said that the movie is essentially one long car chase. It's exactly what the first one was, IIRC.

Yeah, but in the twenty seconds of the movie not composed of explosions and car-chases, it's gonna be pure Feminist propaganda, right?   

[Valmy]

Yeah, but in the twenty seconds of the movie not composed of explosions and car-chases, it's gonna be pure Feminist propaganda, right?   

Basically it is just a preview of what the world will look like when the Feminists take over.

[crazy canuck]

Yeah, but in the twenty seconds of the movie not composed of explosions and car-chases, it's gonna be pure Feminist propaganda, right?   

Basically it is just a preview of what the world will look like when the Feminists take over.

Like Theron?  Where is the down side?

[Caliga]

To be fair, even the Director and Writer said that the movie is essentially one long car chase. It's exactly what the first one was, IIRC.

...and the second.

The third one also had Tina Turner, a retarded dude, and a bunch of creepy kids, so it represented a kind of evolution I guess.

[The Larch]

Yeah, but in the twenty seconds of the movie not composed of explosions and car-chases, it's gonna be pure Feminist propaganda, right?   

Basically it is just a preview of what the world will look like when the Feminists take over.

The rest of the female cast seems to be formed by fashion models turned actresses. Where do I have to sign to be part of that bright new world?

[Valmy]

The rest of the female cast seems to be formed by fashion models turned actresses. Where do I have to sign to be part of that bright new world?

Dude this movie is going to influence young women to look like them instead of Sophia Loren. Have you seen her recently?

[merithyn]

Yeah, but in the twenty seconds of the movie not composed of explosions and car-chases, it's gonna be pure Feminist propaganda, right?   

Basically it is just a preview of what the world will look like when the Feminists take over.

GO FEMINISTS!!!

[The Larch]

The rest of the female cast seems to be formed by fashion models turned actresses. Where do I have to sign to be part of that bright new world?

Dude this movie is going to influence young women to look like them instead of Sophia Loren. Have you seen her recently?

She's pretty hot for an 80 year old, I guess.

[Valmy]

Like Theron?  Where is the down side?

Our culture is being destroyed by Trojan horses. And we will need all those Trojans once the Feminists turn all women into Theron.

[Valmy]

She's pretty hot for an 80 year old, I guess.

Yeah I guess you are right. Really a win-win.

[crazy canuck]

Like Theron?  Where is the down side?

Our culture is being destroyed by Trojan horses. And we will need all those Trojans once the Feminists turn all women into Theron.