Couple found guilty of having sex on Florida beach

[Caliga]

Often they are, unless they have little yappy dogs they refer to as "their kids".

Like my parents, for example.

[Martinus]

Often they are, unless they have little yappy dogs they refer to as "their kids".

Like my parents, for example.

Well your parents had you first.

[Caliga]

Yes but now they have two Yorkies they refer to as "kids", as in "Kids, we're home!" when they come in the house.

[Malthus]

Yes but now they have two Yorkies they refer to as "kids", as in "Kids, we're home!" when they come in the house.

Well, they will never ask to borrow the car ... and you can get them fixed. 

[Martinus]

Yes but now they have two Yorkies they refer to as "kids", as in "Kids, we're home!" when they come in the house.

I love your parents already. 

I miss Rufus. All alone home.

[Caliga]

Their dogs are named Sidney and Trudy and yes they also dress them. 

I refuse to call them by their names and instead refer to Trudy as Gremlin and Sidney as Coward, since Trudy looks like a Gremlin (Mogwai Gremlin, not Gremlin Gremlin) and Sidney is a fucking pussy that hides from me all the time.

[Ed Anger]

Ugh.

[Caliga]

Ugh.

My dad calls him Sid Vicious.  Most ironic nickname ever.