The Gay Legal Rulings Thread

[derspiess]

I bet you hate that horde.

[Martinus]

Perfect summary of the groundbreaking nature of the anticipated ruling from the SCOTUS. Courtesy of the Onion:

Nation On Edge As Court Votes Whether To Legalize Gay Marriage Now Or In A Few Years
NEWS IN BRIEF • Marriage • Government • Supreme Court • Gay & Lesbian • Courts • News • ISSUE 51•17 • Apr 29, 2015

WASHINGTON—Anxiously anticipating the Supreme Court's decision on the issue, the nation was reportedly on edge Wednesday as it waited to see whether the court would legalize gay marriage now or in a few years. "Americans are standing by with bated breath while the justices decide whether to recognize same-sex couples immediately or in two or three years when public opinion has shifted even more overwhelmingly in favor of gay marriage," said legal analyst Jermaine Masse, adding that whether the court would legalize gay marriage at once or merely very soon was still too close to call at this time. "At this very moment, nine individuals are deciding whether to fundamentally alter this country's definition of marriage right away or by the end of 2018, latest. What's at stake is nothing less than a 24- to 36-month delay on same-sex marriage being the law of the land." Masse went on to say that the fact that the nation's highest court agreed to hear the case in the first place signaled that it was prepared to reject the more conservative notion that gay marriage could wait until the end of the decade.