Watches

[lustindarkness]

I would say something but it would just be marginalized by Generation Assburger and the rest of Languish for being old/out of touch/whatever.  So fuck all of you, you can all bounce off the hood of a Buick in a crosswalk for all I fucking care.

So you wear a watch? Is it a Hello Kitty one?

I can pull a garrotte out of the crown and choke the shit out of smartasses.

Ahh, like a James Bond kind of watch?

[MadBurgerMaker]

^^James Bond gets lasers.  It's James Bond badguys who have garrottes ^^

So do you still use one, what do you look for in a watch?

Yeah, I have a few.  There's nothing I really specifically look for in one, just that I like it. 

[The Brain]

I wear a nice watch. Very comfortable, titanium.

[Syt]

I also have a titanium watch. Solar powered, radio controlled. Because I'm lazy.

[MadImmortalMan]

OK I need a watch that is always illuminated at night, so I can see the time, ideally digital, without having to use my other hand.

The watch must also have a cloth or fabric strap, be genuinely water proof and ideally have a stopwatch and alarm in addition to date display option.

Does anyone know if such a watch exists, because I can't find a digital one that matches that spec. 

That sounds awful. You want something classy. Preferably from the 60s.

[Josquius]

My parents bought me a fancy watch for christmas.
I can't bring myself to wear it often. When I was a kid I used to wear a watch all the time. Now though...hard to see the point.
Even when I do wear it I usually just look at my phone

[Syt]

OK I need a watch that is always illuminated at night, so I can see the time, ideally digital, without having to use my other hand.

The watch must also have a cloth or fabric strap, be genuinely water proof and ideally have a stopwatch and alarm in addition to date display option.

Does anyone know if such a watch exists, because I can't find a digital one that matches that spec. 

https://www.etsy.com/de/listing/223768739/knight-rider-steering-wheel-retro?ref=related-0

[mongers]

OK I need a watch that is always illuminated at night, so I can see the time, ideally digital, without having to use my other hand.

The watch must also have a cloth or fabric strap, be genuinely water proof and ideally have a stopwatch and alarm in addition to date display option.

Does anyone know if such a watch exists, because I can't find a digital one that matches that spec. 

That sounds awful. You want something classy. Preferably from the 60s.

Something that I can use at night out on the moors/downs/hills and likely mud covered or in pouring rain?

[Razgovory]

Never took to wearing a watch.  Can't stand things like jewelry.

[Syt]

Something that I can use at night out on the moors/downs/hills and likely mud covered or in pouring rain?

At this point, an outdoor smartphone that you strap to your forearm might be the easier route.

[derspiess]

I don't like the idea of a watch I would have to wind or plug in every day or so.  I've been wearing the same Swiss Army watch for about 15 years now. 




I have a small collection of those clunky modern watches my wife has tried to get me to wear.  I wear them once just to please her and then they get buried in a drawer.

[Barrister]

I want an Apple Watch.

I'd totally buy the $350 version, but I wouldn't want the cheap plastic strap around me wrist.

But I balk at paying $1000 for the nice metal strap.

[mongers]

Oh I think I've found one, but it's military kit, so there's no way I'd wear one, as civilians wearing military spec. equipment often seem, well, meh. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

I want an Apple Watch.

I'd totally buy the $350 version, but I wouldn't want the cheap plastic strap around me wrist.

But I balk at paying $1000 for the nice metal strap.

Those bracelets look horrific. 

[Barrister]

I want an Apple Watch.

I'd totally buy the $350 version, but I wouldn't want the cheap plastic strap around me wrist.

But I balk at paying $1000 for the nice metal strap.

Those bracelets look horrific.

Which ones?