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Started by Brazen, January 09, 2015, 11:02:27 AM

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11B4V

#15
January 09, 2015, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 09, 2015, 08:05:22 PM
I haven't driven anywhere in over two months.  Lost my glasses and without them I've become Mr. Magoo.
They actually let you folks drive?
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PDH

#16
January 09, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 09, 2015, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 09, 2015, 08:05:22 PM
I haven't driven anywhere in over two months.  Lost my glasses and without them I've become Mr. Magoo.
They actually let you folks drive?

Missourians can drive legally in 45 of the 50 states.  However, not in Puerto Rico or Guam.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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CountDeMoney

#17
January 09, 2015, 09:26:22 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 09, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
Missourians can drive legally in 45 of the 50 states.  However, not in Puerto Rico or Guam.

They always seem to miss those bridges.

lustindarkness

#18
January 09, 2015, 09:41:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 09, 2015, 09:26:22 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 09, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
Missourians can drive legally in 45 of the 50 states.  However, not in Puerto Rico or Guam.

They always seem to miss those bridges.

In the 90's, my cousin was asked by a gringo how long was the drive to/from Puerto Rico, I did not believe someone would ask that until I came to the states, I am surprised I have not been asked the same question.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

11B4V

#19
January 09, 2015, 10:11:32 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 09, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 09, 2015, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 09, 2015, 08:05:22 PM
I haven't driven anywhere in over two months.  Lost my glasses and without them I've become Mr. Magoo.
They actually let you folks drive?

Missourians can drive legally in 45 of the 50 states.  However, not in Puerto Rico or Guam.
Missourians? What does Missourians have to do with this?
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#20
January 11, 2015, 08:58:52 PM
Presumably, the state of Missouri gave Raz a driver's license.
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Ideologue

#21
January 12, 2015, 12:54:25 AM
Infantry is mean. :(
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Razgovory

#22
January 12, 2015, 01:35:48 AM
My Grandmother had a driver's license and never knew how to drive.  Back when she got it, all you had to do was mail away for it and you got the license.  She just kept renewing it.

You know, legally I could probably buy a gun.  I found a gun around the house, but I ended giving it away since I didn't think it was a good idea for me to have one.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#23
January 12, 2015, 02:09:22 AM
Did you ask your family about it first?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

PDH

#24
January 12, 2015, 08:18:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 12, 2015, 02:09:22 AM
Did you ask your family about it first?

It wasn't his house.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

MadImmortalMan

#25
January 12, 2015, 08:43:02 AM
Wait, what? A Mizzou DL doesn't work in Puerto Rico or Guam?

What imperialistic bullshit is this?  :ph34r:
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derspiess

#26
January 12, 2015, 09:49:54 AM
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Siege

#27
January 12, 2015, 01:29:21 PM
Man, what do I have to do to get Brazen to respond to my flames?
Dance naked on the hood of my car in the middle of a snow storm and posted on youtube?


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derspiess

#28
January 12, 2015, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 12, 2015, 01:29:21 PM
Man, what do I have to do to get Brazen to respond to my flames?
Dance naked on the hood of my car in the middle of a snow storm and posted on youtube?


She didn't respond to the worst of what Seedy threw at her back in the day.  So I'm thinking you'd have to try awfully hard.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#29
January 12, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 12, 2015, 01:47:32 PM
She didn't respond to the worst of what Seedy threw at her back in the day.  So I'm thinking you'd have to try awfully hard.

I never threw anything at Brazen.  :mad:  You're probably confusing her with charliebear, who has an altogether bigger Languish problem now.
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