Xmas 2014 - The Languish Way.

[lustindarkness]

One of the things we got for Xmas was kayaks, its torture having to wait for better weather to throw them on the lake. I can't wait to spring to go fishing in it, I may not even put bait on my hook, just float around half of the day. 

My brother got a fishing kayak with a little motor on it last year.  He could have bought an actual boat for what he ended up paying.

Motor? On a kayak? LOL

[mongers]

I wonder if, when cops do searches, they routinely investigate these things for a build up of drugs?

The triple chamber water bong on the coffee table is usually sufficient.

[derspiess]

Motor? On a kayak? LOL

If there's any accessory that can be attached to that thing, he bought it-- regardless of how pointless it is.  I bet I could paddle faster than that motor.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I found an old one the wife had gotten many years ago as a housewarming gift.  It did a pretty good job.  Performed well until it died of old age.

I hope it avoided Robot Hell.

It was welcomed by the heads of the Beasty Boys.

I tried a new battery, didn't do much.

[Caliga]

?

Brain?

[DontSayBanana]

a marinade injector

?

Man, Cal's Secret Sauce is gonna be all up inside some bird.

[Ed Anger]

MAH WHITE SAUCE

[mongers]

Found myself rapping presents late last night in the new years for a delayed family Xmas celebration, must be some kind of record for me. 

[CountDeMoney]

My nieces, who just got back from St. Louis for that side of the family's belated Xmas, are coming over today for the "little Christmas" my mother throws for them.   For fuck's sake, children of divorced families only get two at most.

[Razgovory]

Motor? On a kayak? LOL

If there's any accessory that can be attached to that thing, he bought it-- regardless of how pointless it is.  I bet I could paddle faster than that motor.

Can he hunt Narwhals?