NFL Postseason Megathread: Playoffs in the Post-Orton Era

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Tonitrus

#1230
August 11, 2015, 10:34:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 11, 2015, 01:12:47 PM
He has a great name, though: Ikemefuna Enemkpali.  Straight outta Key & Peele.

If Al Davis were still alive, the Raiders would pick him up.

MadBurgerMaker

#1231
August 11, 2015, 11:11:40 PM
Not fast enough and can't throw a football 60 yards from his knees.

katmai

#1232
August 12, 2015, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 11, 2015, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 11, 2015, 01:03:47 PM
Geno Smith is out 6-10 weeks because a team mate broke his jaw.
Some nobody LB who was instantly cut.

That's not how you make the team, sucker-punching the starting QB.  No matter how bad he is.
Signed by the Bills today.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

dps

#1233
August 13, 2015, 06:30:32 AM
Quote from: katmai on August 12, 2015, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 11, 2015, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 11, 2015, 01:03:47 PM
Geno Smith is out 6-10 weeks because a team mate broke his jaw.
Some nobody LB who was instantly cut.

That's not how you make the team, sucker-punching the starting QB.  No matter how bad he is.
Signed by the Bills today.

Not sure if Rex Ryan is desperate to keep his name in the news, or if he's just that stupid. 

Actually, I'm leaning toward both--they aren't mutually exclusive, after all.

derspiess

#1234
August 13, 2015, 08:33:11 AM
Good way to send a message to your division rival.  Almost surprised Belicheat didn't pick him up.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

alfred russel

#1235
August 13, 2015, 09:03:43 AM
Rex Ryan should say at the press conference, "Sure this guy has a track record of breaking his QB teammate's jaws, but our QBs can be replaced by random dudes in the stands. We also have an instant player-coach connection, since without the Bills we would both be out of the NFL."
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

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-garbon, February 23, 2014

derspiess

#1236
August 13, 2015, 09:57:18 AM
Can't stop laughing about the Tom Brady courtroom sketch.

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

#1237
August 16, 2015, 04:49:05 AM
First pre-season play that has been worth viewing. :lol:

https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/632415089958649856
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jimmy olsen

#1238
August 17, 2015, 01:50:18 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 13, 2015, 09:57:18 AM
Can't stop laughing about the Tom Brady courtroom sketch.


Which one is he supposed to be?
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Syt

#1239
August 17, 2015, 02:36:22 AM
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