Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized

[Siege]

Without bums our legs would fall off. Without boobs (and with more pockets) we'd rule the world. And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.

You are describing a man.

[Solmyr]

Without bums our legs would fall off. Without boobs (and with more pockets) we'd rule the world. And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.

You are describing a man.

So are you.

[Norgy]

Some like small girls, some like women. I am in the "women" camp.

[CountDeMoney]

And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.

Those things have got to be a real pain in the ass to deal with.

[derspiess]

Those things have got to be a real pain in the ass to deal with.

Great way to get a bartender's attention, though

[CountDeMoney]

Shame we can't leverage "scrotum cleavage".  Now wouldn't that make the workplace uncomfortable.

[garbon]

Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

I think you mean like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they are already rather meh and there are much better things available.

[CountDeMoney]

Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

I think you mean like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they are already rather meh and there are much better things available.

Don't be a snob.

[Tonitrus]

I am pretty sure all gay men would have to choose ass over boobs. 

[Eddie Teach]

I dunno, there's definitely a subset of gays who work out so much their pecs look like boobs.

[Brazen]

You know that naked run I did back in summer? A lot of men were complaining of ball-ache.

[Rasputin]

Shame we can't leverage "scrotum cleavage".  Now wouldn't that make the workplace uncomfortable.

on a occasion i pull them out in the workplace to induce mass hypnosis

the shinning brass is visually stunning but the melodic clanging tones prove mezmerizing to most, especially irish women; it must be a genetic marker

[garbon]

You know that naked run I did back in summer? A lot of men were complaining of ball-ache.

Well at a naked run, that could be describing more than one thing.

[derspiess]

Don't be a snob.

I'm with garbo.  Whitman's is really subpar chocolate.  If we get a box of it from a vendor around the holidays, that's a clear sign to me that the vendor hates us and does not value our business.

[garbon]

Don't be a snob.

I'm with garbo.  Whitman's is really subpar chocolate.  If we get a box of it from a vendor around the holidays, that's a clear sign to me that the vendor hates us and does not value our business.

Thank you. Not that there can't be shitty chocolate that is fun to eat - just that Whitman's is definitely not that.