Elephants are brilliant

[Malthus]

I wonder what a nice stroller for an elephant would cost.

My, your dating habits *have* changed recently.   

Dating an elephant is like riding a scooter. It's all fun until your friends see you.

Well, they are gonna see him when he's pushing his new elephant-sized stroller alongside his elephant baby momma.   

[Eddie Teach]

I can't see Tim wearing a hat that says "Pervert". 

[garbon]

I can't see Tim wearing a hat that says "Pervert". 

Maybe "Prevert"

[Savonarola]

I can't see Tim wearing a hat that says "Pervert". 

Maybe "Prevert"

French surrealist poetry seems a little high brow for Tim. 

[garbon]

I can't see Tim wearing a hat that says "Pervert". 

Maybe "Prevert"

French surrealist poetry seems a little high brow for Tim. 

I was thinking....

[Tonitrus]

We need to create a self-sustaining elephant colony in North America somewhere...probably the only civilized place they can be saved from poaching.

I don't think there is anything about elephants that would be terribly disastrous for any of the NA ecosystems.

[jimmy olsen]

We need to create a self-sustaining elephant colony in North America somewhere...probably the only civilized place they can be saved from poaching.

I don't think there is anything about elephants that would be terribly disastrous for any of the NA ecosystems.

Since Mammoths and Mastodons lived in North America for hundreds of thousands of years without problems I'm sure they'd do fine.

[sbr]

[Tonitrus]

[Ideologue]

In the U.S., I'm not 100% sure there's anywhere the elements would permit a thriving elephant community.  Well, maybe Puerto Rico?

[Tonitrus]

In the U.S., I'm not 100% sure there's anywhere the elements would permit a thriving elephant community.  Well, maybe Puerto Rico?

Yeah, on climate zones I'm not too sure.  Would elephants survive a rare cold snap in Florida or some such locale?

That leaves the only option in NA as Mexico, and.....well....yeah.

[jimmy olsen]

In the U.S., I'm not 100% sure there's anywhere the elements would permit a thriving elephant community.  Well, maybe Puerto Rico?

They'd do fine in the deep South.

[Ideologue]

So elephants can withstand freezing temperatures?  I really don't know if they can or can't, but the "deep south" gets snow unless you mean the Miami metro area, and even it gets colder than the tropics (and I believe hotter in the summer too).

[Ideologue]

In the U.S., I'm not 100% sure there's anywhere the elements would permit a thriving elephant community.  Well, maybe Puerto Rico?

Yeah, on climate zones I'm not too sure.  Would elephants survive a rare cold snap in Florida or some such locale?

That leaves the only option in NA as Mexico, and.....well....yeah.

That's why I said Puerto Rico!

C'mon, Tim, show a little pride.

[Tonitrus]

Jungle elephants, sure, but a place with some savannah-like characteristics (or least a good amount of lush pastureland) would be best for the big African elephants.