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Started by Martinus, December 02, 2014, 09:32:49 AM

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Rasputin

Quote from: The Larch on December 02, 2014, 11:49:45 AM
A good friend of mine recently started dating a girl who turned out to be a big time squirter. He is utterly fascinated by it now.

I prefer squirters; their seuizure like behaviour is a real power trip.

In my experience with them though, there is no consistency to it. Sometimes they go off like old faithful; sometimes they dont.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Rasputin on December 10, 2014, 04:40:04 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 02, 2014, 09:46:00 AM
I see the reasoning of the others. It's stupid, but I see it. But why is female ejaculation  banned?  Also, who is watching English porn?

I prefer british porn; the accents make me feel more sophisticated and smug. Its like watching masterpiece theatre with coochies!

:lol:  They have some real hotties over there, but I have to turn down the volume.  The accents give me Mary Poppins flashbacks, and combining that with sex takes me to a place I don't really want to be.

Ideologue

I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Ideologue on December 10, 2014, 06:43:20 PM
I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

Ever hear a Geordie accent? Sounds like a retard talking.
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Ideologue

Yep.  One of the few things I disliked when I watched The Descent the other day (directed by a guy from Newcastle-on-Tyne, filmed in Scotland and north England) was that it's set in North Carolina and they make fun of Southerners and our "barn dances."

Great movie, but I wanted to shout back at her not to let her baby starve just because the heroin feels good. <_<
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on December 10, 2014, 06:43:20 PM
I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

Professor Henry Higgins should've used electro-shock treatment.

Ideologue

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Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Razgovory

Quote from: Rasputin on December 10, 2014, 04:40:04 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 02, 2014, 09:46:00 AM
I see the reasoning of the others. It's stupid, but I see it. But why is female ejaculation  banned?  Also, who is watching English porn?

I prefer british porn; the accents make me feel more sophisticated and smug. Its like watching masterpiece theatre with coochies!

God, the accents are awful most of the time.  It's usually lower class chav accents.  They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Habbaku

Quote from: Razgovory on December 10, 2014, 07:30:04 PM
They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.

Careful, The Brain might hear you.
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Razgovory

Quote from: Habbaku on December 10, 2014, 07:42:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 10, 2014, 07:30:04 PM
They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.

Careful, The Brain might hear you.


Man, my brain rarely even knows what I'm saying.  We aren't exactly on the best of terms.  I found it's best if I cut it out of decision making all together.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ideologue on December 10, 2014, 06:43:20 PM
Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

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