UK bans production of certain types of porn

[Rasputin]

A good friend of mine recently started dating a girl who turned out to be a big time squirter. He is utterly fascinated by it now.

I prefer squirters; their seuizure like behaviour is a real power trip.

In my experience with them though, there is no consistency to it. Sometimes they go off like old faithful; sometimes they dont.

[CountDeMoney]

I see the reasoning of the others. It's stupid, but I see it. But why is female ejaculation  banned?  Also, who is watching English porn?

I prefer british porn; the accents make me feel more sophisticated and smug. Its like watching masterpiece theatre with coochies!

  They have some real hotties over there, but I have to turn down the volume.  The accents give me Mary Poppins flashbacks, and combining that with sex takes me to a place I don't really want to be.

[Ideologue]

I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

[Ed Anger]

I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

Ever hear a Geordie accent? Sounds like a retard talking.

[Ideologue]

Yep.  One of the few things I disliked when I watched The Descent the other day (directed by a guy from Newcastle-on-Tyne, filmed in Scotland and north England) was that it's set in North Carolina and they make fun of Southerners and our "barn dances."

Great movie, but I wanted to shout back at her not to let her baby starve just because the heroin feels good.

[CountDeMoney]

I think the chavvier accents are fucking awful.  They sound dumber than a Southern accent.

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.

Professor Henry Higgins should've used electro-shock treatment.

[Ideologue]

 

[Razgovory]

I see the reasoning of the others. It's stupid, but I see it. But why is female ejaculation  banned?  Also, who is watching English porn?

I prefer british porn; the accents make me feel more sophisticated and smug. Its like watching masterpiece theatre with coochies!

God, the accents are awful most of the time.  It's usually lower class chav accents.  They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.

[Habbaku]

They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.

Careful, The Brain might hear you.

[Razgovory]

They have a harsh whinny tone that's annoys the fuck out of me.

Careful, The Brain might hear you.

Man, my brain rarely even knows what I'm saying.  We aren't exactly on the best of terms.  I found it's best if I cut it out of decision making all together.

[Eddie Teach]

Indeed, usually even an educated British accent is unattractive (on a woman, I mean).  It's not made for higher pitches.