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Started by Syt, October 30, 2014, 11:58:06 PM

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Savonarola

#15
October 31, 2014, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 31, 2014, 12:10:30 AM
Fake clowns?

In France real clowns have to be licensed, bonded and belong to the clown union.  These are scab clowns. :mad:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

garbon

#16
November 01, 2014, 12:02:59 AM
:D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#17
November 01, 2014, 01:41:44 AM
Fucking Juggalos.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

grumbler

#18
November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Martinus

#19
November 01, 2014, 07:48:29 AM
Quote from: grumbler on November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.
:D

sbr

#20
November 01, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.

Dammit, that is my favorite joke and I missed it. :(

11B4V

#21
November 01, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 01, 2014, 01:41:44 AM
Fucking Juggalos.

First thing that popped into my head.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".
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