If you could have any five works of art in your house

Started by Savonarola, July 03, 2014, 12:50:24 PM

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Savonarola

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Admiral Yi

Hmm.  Maybe he did another similar one?  Where he looks more snotty and his hand is up by his shoulder. :hmm:

Savonarola

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 03, 2014, 01:34:19 PM
Hmm.  Maybe he did another similar one?  Where he looks more snotty and his hand is up by his shoulder. :hmm:

Maybe this one?

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ideologue

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Admiral Yi

That's the ticket Sav.

I just love the way he said "I'm an egotistical douchebag, so that's what I'm going to paint."

Malthus

Quote from: Ideologue on July 03, 2014, 01:37:29 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on July 03, 2014, 01:29:32 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 03, 2014, 01:27:22 PM
1-5 from the list below:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_paintings

e:fuck you, guller.  <_<

That would be a pretty avant-garde collection.

F, C+, D, D... oh, wait, I actually like that last one.  B+.

I've actually seen that last one in the flesh as it were - I wandered into the Neue Galerie in New York, and there it was. It is, indeed, awesome.
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Monoriu

Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

Valmy

Quote from: Monoriu on July 03, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

I guess I thought the idea was that you are displaying them only.  That you do not actually own them.  They are just being displayed in your house for some reason.
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Quote from: Valmy on July 03, 2014, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 03, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

I guess I thought the idea was that you are displaying them only.  That you do not actually own them.  They are just being displayed in your house for some reason.

:huh: That's why he doesn't want the attention.
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Monoriu

Quote from: Valmy on July 03, 2014, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 03, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

I guess I thought the idea was that you are displaying them only.  That you do not actually own them.  They are just being displayed in your house for some reason.

Then you are just asking me to name my top 5 anime.


Savonarola

Quote from: Valmy on July 03, 2014, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 03, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

I guess I thought the idea was that you are displaying them only.  That you do not actually own them.  They are just being displayed in your house for some reason.

That's what I was going for; and besides, Mono, you must have some art that you appreciate, even if it's wall scrolls like this:

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Iormlund

Rather hard question to answer.

I'm very minimalist in my tastes. I'd rather live in a piece of art than hang one on the wall.

mongers

Quote from: Valmy on July 03, 2014, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 03, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
Whatever I can sell at a high price without attracting too much attention. 

I guess I thought the idea was that you are displaying them only.  That you do not actually own them.  They are just being displayed in your house for some reason.

To be fair to Mono, that would be his same response to the question, who was your favourite grandparent.
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Most of the art in my house was painted by my wife. I kinda like it that way.
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Quote from: Savonarola on July 03, 2014, 12:50:24 PM
Paolo Uccello's "Battle of San Romano"


That's a three-fer! Besides the one at the Uffizzi there's another one at the Louvre and another one at the National Gallery.  :P

National Gallery (Niccolò Mauruzi da Tolentino at the Battle of San Romano):



Uffizzi (Niccolò Mauruzi da Tolentino unseats Bernardino della Ciarda at the Battle of San Romano):



Louvre (The Counterattack of Michelotto da Cotignola at the Battle of San Romano):