Tea Party Candidate Says It's OK To Stone Gays To Death

[derspiess]

I shower at the gym at the University of Texas every morning so I am surrounded by ripped frat bros.  It is rather amusing how there can be 10 or more naked men in one small room showering all of us doing our best to pretend the other dudes are not even there 

And that's how it's supposed to work.

[Ed Anger]

I use wet naps in the car.

[Viking]

You've been on an oil rig too long.

Actually, rigs are very good on private showers. There is very little private space in general and space limitations don't allow for the large space communal showers would need. So the shower becomes one of the few places you really can be alone on an oil rig.

[derspiess]

I use wet naps in the car.

I keep my glovebox full of those things #dadslife

[Ed Anger]

I use wet naps in the car.

I keep my glovebox full of those things #dadslife

And Taco Bell napkins

#imatacobellthief

[derspiess]

And Taco Bell napkins

#imatacobellthief

Those are in my console, along with the 20 or so hot sauce packets I keep for that one moment they'll be needed.

[Ed Anger]

Or explode in the heat.

[garbon]

I'm confused as to why Viking insists that you have a disorder if you don't want to bathe with other people around.

[CountDeMoney]

I use wet naps in the car.

I keep my glovebox full of those things #dadslife

Such a grandmother thing to do, too.  Open the glove comparmeny at your peril, since there'd be an avalanche of wet naps, sweetener packets and those little pepper tubes.

[Malthus]

I use wet naps in the car.

I keep my glovebox full of those things #dadslife

Such a grandmother thing to do, too.  Open the glove comparmeny at your peril, since there'd be an avalanche of wet naps, sweetener packets and those little pepper tubes.

My wife hoards that shit too.

She even steals the complementary packs of butter at restaurants. Even making Last Tango in Paris quips does not stop her.

[derspiess]

Ewww.

[Valmy]

Malthus' wife is one of the cheapest people I have heard of since my grandmother bragged how she never paid more than $2 for a pair of shoes.

[derspiess]

I was ewwwing at the movie reference.

[Malthus]

I was ewwwing at the movie reference.

Butter makes it better.

http://www.buttermakesitbetter.com/

[Viking]

I'm confused as to why Viking insists that you have a disorder if you don't want to bathe with other people around.

The nudity means sex bit means he has a disorder.