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Tide of Children Sweeps Across U.S. Borders

Started by jimmy olsen, June 11, 2014, 06:35:34 PM

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derspiess

Anyway, although he only bothered to comment on the title of the article, I imagine Timmay is tickled to death over this happening-- given how he thinks illegal immigration is great and lamented seeing that brief drop in illegal immigration a year or two ago.
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alfred russel

Quote from: HVC on June 12, 2014, 08:44:16 AM
I nominate that the name for a group of children be "An Annoyance"

A single child is an annoyance. I don't know that the word captures the implications of 50,000 unaccompanied kids.
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derspiess

Quote from: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 12, 2014, 08:44:16 AM
I nominate that the name for a group of children be "An Annoyance"

A single child is an annoyance. I don't know that the word captures the implications of 50,000 unaccompanied kids.

Hell, the 6 kids at my house this weekend were bad enough.  One of them got the bright idea to "plant birdseed" in my front flower bed.  Not only did I end up with a gigantic hole in my flower bed, but also birdseed all over the floor of my garage. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

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Quote from: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 12, 2014, 08:44:16 AM
I nominate that the name for a group of children be "An Annoyance"

A single child is an annoyance. I don't know that the word captures the implications of 50,000 unaccompanied kids.

That would be called "University of North Carolina"

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 12, 2014, 08:44:16 AM
I nominate that the name for a group of children be "An Annoyance"

A single child is an annoyance. I don't know that the word captures the implications of 50,000 unaccompanied kids.

Hell, the 6 kids at my house this weekend were bad enough.  One of them got the bright idea to "plant birdseed" in my front flower bed.  Not only did I end up with a gigantic hole in my flower bed, but also birdseed all over the floor of my garage.
6?

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Barrister

Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 12, 2014, 08:44:16 AM
I nominate that the name for a group of children be "An Annoyance"

A single child is an annoyance. I don't know that the word captures the implications of 50,000 unaccompanied kids.

Hell, the 6 kids at my house this weekend were bad enough.  One of them got the bright idea to "plant birdseed" in my front flower bed.  Not only did I end up with a gigantic hole in my flower bed, but also birdseed all over the floor of my garage.


Were they expecting to start growing birds in your flower bed? :D
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derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:40:27 AM
Were they expecting to start growing birds in your flower bed? :D

I was too pissed to ask, but yeah, probably.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Sheilbh

I suppose it's better than a tide of children breaking against America :mellow:
Let's bomb Russia!

Barrister

Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:40:27 AM
Were they expecting to start growing birds in your flower bed? :D

I was too pissed to ask, but yeah, probably.

See, how can you be overly upset at that. :lol:
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Valmy

Quote from: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 12:00:12 PM
I suppose it's better than a tide of children breaking against America :mellow:

We are talking about real problems here ok Shielbh!
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derspiess

Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 12:03:05 PM
See, how can you be overly upset at that. :lol:

Because the birdseed was all over the damned place.  And still is in the corners.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

PDH

Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 12:13:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 12:03:05 PM
See, how can you be overly upset at that. :lol:

Because the birdseed was all over the damned place.  And still is in the corners.

The good news is that all the mice in the neighborhood will eat it now.
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derspiess

Quote from: PDH on June 12, 2014, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 12:13:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 12:03:05 PM
See, how can you be overly upset at that. :lol:

Because the birdseed was all over the damned place.  And still is in the corners.

The good news is that all the mice in the neighborhood will eat it now.

Or whatever damned animal wanders in from the woods.  We have squirrels, raccoons, opossum, deer, rabbits, moles, groundhogs, and who knows what else.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall