Son of Hunger Games Assistant Director kills 7 in rampage

Started by Syt, May 24, 2014, 11:49:18 PM

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merithyn

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:44:54 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 28, 2014, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:31:02 AM
Also Val, nice try trying to drag my kids into this. I'm untouchable.

Which one is going to be your next wife?

Your sister.

Poor form...


You should have said his daughter. ;)
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Grey Fox

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:44:54 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 28, 2014, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:31:02 AM
Also Val, nice try trying to drag my kids into this. I'm untouchable.

Which one is going to be your next wife?

Your sister.

She's 27 and a pothead. Only you can fix her.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 28, 2014, 10:00:45 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:44:54 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 28, 2014, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2014, 08:31:02 AM
Also Val, nice try trying to drag my kids into this. I'm untouchable.

Which one is going to be your next wife?

Your sister.

She's 27 and a pothead. Only you can fix her.

Pothead? Pass.

Age is still within acceptable parameters.
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CountDeMoney

So we've got a new intern at work (from the alma mater, no less, so I know she's got nothing between the ears), with lovely blue eyes and the most adorable 20 year old ass.  Very sweet girl.

Question:  what form of media should I use to demand the sex to which I am entitled from her?  Manifesto or YouTube video?  I'm thinking YouTube, what with her smartphone glued to her face.

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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2014, 08:50:28 PM
So we've got a new intern at work (from the alma mater, no less, so I know she's got nothing between the ears), with lovely blue eyes and the most adorable 20 year old ass.  Very sweet girl.

Question:  what form of media should I use to demand the sex to which I am entitled from her?  Manifesto or YouTube video?  I'm thinking YouTube, what with her smartphone glued to her face.

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on May 29, 2014, 08:51:25 PM
When did you get a job, anyway?

End of February.  Pay sucks, drive sucks, no benefits, but it's professional writing for the Feds, so I'm pretty much doing it for the resume in the naive and inevitable to-be-crushed hopes that it will pay off later.

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Ideologue

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2014, 08:59:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 29, 2014, 08:51:25 PM
When did you get a job, anyway?

End of February.  Pay sucks, drive sucks, no benefits, but it's professional writing for the Feds, so I'm pretty much doing it for the resume in the naive and inevitable to-be-crushed hopes that it will pay off later.

I think you should work the misogyny into your memos then.
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 27, 2014, 12:22:28 AM
Yeah...this case has less to do with guns, and even less to do with society's misogyny, than it has more to do with being nuttier than squirrel shit.

This.  All the "misogyny" did here was pick out the guy's targets.  It could just as easily have been his parents with a spork from Taco Bell.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2014, 08:59:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 29, 2014, 08:51:25 PM
When did you get a job, anyway?

End of February.  Pay sucks, drive sucks, no benefits, but it's professional writing for the Feds, so I'm pretty much doing it for the resume in the naive and inevitable to-be-crushed hopes that it will pay off later.
I thought Federal pay was at least decent. What exactly do you mean by professional writing?
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