Pulp's "Common People" named best britpop song.

[Norgy]

The down side is, of course, being married to a lawyer.

Which is as embarrassing as being a Liverpool fan.

[Ed Anger]

- female lawyers. The most evil of the bunch.

[Warspite]

If you want to marry a rich woman, come to London and date a lawyer. This has the added advantage that they'll be so busy that you'll never have to actually spend time with them, allowing ample opportunity to pursue one's own interests, such as drinking with the guys or starting a synth-based electro-pop group.

Do you have some news you want to share?

I'm dating lawyers in London.

[Eddie Teach]

Haa-ooh. Lawyers in London.

[Norgy]

Ooh, London lawyers, aren't we fancy. Care for some beluga caviar and goose liver, mr. Warspite? 

[Warspite]

Ooh, London lawyers, aren't we fancy. Care for some beluga caviar and goose liver, mr. Warspite? 

My Harley Street doctor advises me to lay off the caviar and foie gras due to my gout.

[Norgy]