NCAA Football, 2014-2015

[grumbler]

Number 9 burgers are the best thing about Ann Arbor.

Blimpy's is no more.  They may re-open, but for now they are gone (lost their lease).

[Admiral Yi]

This is phenomenally bad Hail Mary defense.

[Valmy]

Charlie Strong apparently kicked another guy off the team. I'm convinced this is part of his master plan to get rid of all the defensive players and take the field himself. Sternly looking at the opponent with his arms crossed, he will terrify the opponent into submission. He won't even have to move.

His standards were:
Don't rape anybody
Go to class
Don't take any drugs

I didn't think that was that hard but apparently it is

Anyway loving what Charlie is doing so far.  You can see him slowly whipping those dudes into shape.

[Berkut]

This is phenomenally bad Hail Mary defense.

Very few successful Hail Mary's don't involve bad defense of some kind or another.

Rushing 3 was a mistake to start.

[Valmy]

This pillow fight between Texas and Kansas is riveting.

Meanwhile what is going on in Raleigh?  plj any thoughts?

[Admiral Yi]

Gophers beating down Wolverines at Michigan.  Total domination.

Caught a highlight that the Bearcats are up 7-0 on The Ohio State.

Big Ten: 3rd rate conference?

[CountDeMoney]

Who knew Maryland would be the juggernaut to save the Big 10?

Ed, grumbler:  your conference sucks donkey assballs.

[MadBurgerMaker]

This pillow fight between Texas and Kansas is riveting.

Meanwhile what is going on in Raleigh?  plj any thoughts?

An actual pillow fight would probably be more interesting than this shit.  I mean, win however you can, but damn.

[Valmy]

The alleged rapist thief guy who screams out obsenities in the Student Union has led the Noles back.

What is amazing to me is that Swoopes runs with all the speed and athletic prowess of Dan Marino yet the Texas offensive staffs think running the option with him is a great plan.  The offense has regressed since the off week.  That is bad news right there these guys suck so they cannot afford to not be working their asses off.

[Ed Anger]

Gophers beating down Wolverines at Michigan.  Total domination.

Caught a highlight that the Bearcats are up 7-0 on The Ohio State.

Big Ten: 3rd rate conference?

Huh. 23-7 Ohio State now. Why don't you faggits wait a bit and stop acting like Tim.

Fags.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Hm.  UTSA games that are just local broadcasts have the Spurs radio guy as the pbp dude.  He's actually better than a lot of the "regular" announcers on ESPN/FOX/etc.  The guy with him sucks pretty bad though.

[CountDeMoney]

Huh. 23-7 Ohio State now. Why don't you faggits wait a bit and stop acting like Tim.

Fags.

Sphincter says wrong score?

[Ed Anger]

Huh. 23-7 Ohio State now. Why don't you faggits wait a bit and stop acting like Tim.

Fags.

Sphincter says wrong score?

Shut up before I punch your cat in the fart box trans-dimensionally.

[CountDeMoney]

   BEARCAT FART BOX

Alrighty then.  We'll check back with Ed later in the show, back to you at the studio, Steve.

[Ed Anger]

Eli Apple of Ohio State sucks.