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Started by viper37, April 04, 2014, 02:22:54 PM

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April 04, 2014, 02:22:54 PM
Yellowstone eruption imminent

Apparently, animals are fleeing the park trying to go everywhere but near the super-volcano.  They interview an "expert" who happens to be a survivalist.  And they conclude with this wonder:
QuoteTo be fair, the US Geological Service says that there is no immediate danger of massive eruption in Yellowstone.

So you must ask yourself. Do you trust the geologists or the animals' instincts?

Nicely done.  Lots of people seems to believe it on FB.  I wonder how much $$ in advertising they're gonna get.

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The Brain

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April 04, 2014, 02:24:15 PM
Animals fleeing is normal.
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viper37

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April 04, 2014, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 04, 2014, 02:24:15 PM
Animals fleeing is normal.
I kinda figured that.  If there are earthquakes, even small, in some places, the animal will tend to flee in opposite directions.  And since there was a 4.8 earthquake recently and some other smaller ones, I don't see anything out of the ordinary.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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Valmy

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April 04, 2014, 03:30:38 PM
QuoteSo you must ask yourself. Do you trust the geologists or the animals' instincts?

Unless the animals are stopping to explain themselves I fail to see how we can conclude something that specific from their behavior.
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April 04, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 04, 2014, 02:32:13 PM
I kinda figured that.  If there are earthquakes, even small, in some places, the animal will tend to flee in opposite directions.  And since there was a 4.8 earthquake recently and some other smaller ones, I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

I think Brain was making a comment on his social life.  :secret:

mongers

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April 04, 2014, 04:37:09 PM
Now if dolphins were leaving Yellowstone, then I'd be Worried.   :bowler:
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sbr

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April 04, 2014, 05:54:55 PM
Yellowstone erupting is one thing that really freaks me out for some weird reason.  Maybe because I am in the You Will Die But It Will Be Slow And Painful zone.

mongers

#7
April 04, 2014, 06:03:05 PM
Quote from: sbr on April 04, 2014, 05:54:55 PM
Yellowstone erupting is one thing that really freaks me out for some weird reason.  Maybe because I am in the You Will Die But It Will Be Slow And Painful zone.

Hey, SBR, I like the photo in you avatar, though not the added text.  :glare:
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Viking

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April 04, 2014, 06:14:20 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2014, 04:37:09 PM
Now if dolphins were leaving Yellowstone, then I'd be Worried.   :bowler:

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April 04, 2014, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 04, 2014, 02:22:54 PM
Yellowstone eruption imminent

Apparently, animals are fleeing the park trying to go everywhere but near the super-volcano.  They interview an "expert" who happens to be a survivalist.  And they conclude with this wonder:
QuoteTo be fair, the US Geological Service says that there is no immediate danger of massive eruption in Yellowstone.

So you must ask yourself. Do you trust the geologists or the animals' instincts?

Nicely done.  Lots of people seems to believe it on FB.  I wonder how much $$ in advertising they're gonna get.

The animals.

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"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

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#10
April 04, 2014, 09:00:15 PM
Safe in Washington state from the ash fallout. Fuckers in tornado alley cant catch a break.

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"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

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#11
April 04, 2014, 09:01:19 PM
Your jerky supply is gonna run out.
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#12
April 04, 2014, 09:03:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2014, 09:01:19 PM
Your jerky supply is gonna run out.

Cosco+Canned goods.

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"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#13
April 04, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
I think you underestimate the disruption in global food production, not to mention the supply chain being royally fucked up.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

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April 04, 2014, 09:07:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
I think you underestimate the disruption in global food production, not to mention the supply chain being royally fucked up.

So much for the anti-gun nuts, eh. :lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".
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