U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

[Valmy]

Yet another amazing cultural innovation

[derspiess]

4th—IDAHO

If a horde of zombies stumbles into Lewiston, Idaho they're going to have their hands full. Idahoans are physically active, heavily armed, and are hard to catch because they're oddly really into parkour.

wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

Interesting, never heard of it either.

There was a funny Office episode where they all caught the parkour craze but had zero skills.

[Norgy]

I think what is needed is more dialogue with zombies and diplomatic moves.

Zombies can be integrated into society and provide valuable cultural inheritage like their cuisine. Who can honestly say they don't like brrraaaains? And who are we to judge them?

[The Brain]

How can anyone not know what parkour is?

[Maximus]

Most likely because they never heard of it.

[Syt]

Of course YI doesn't know what Parkour is.

It's like my cousins that didn't know what Amazon is.

My mind is blown.

A colleague today, in her mid-30s, didn't know who Han Solo is.

[Norgy]

I hope you head-butted her.

[Ed Anger]

I hope you told her it was a Chinese Handjob.

[Norgy]

I hope you told her it was a Chinese Handjob.

[Syt]

I hope you told her it was a Chinese Handjob.

She's spent considerable time in Japan and travelling in East and South East Asia, so I doubt that she would have been fooled.

Although she would have laughed at the dirty joke.

[MadImmortalMan]

Parkour is what happens when the French Army invents its own martial art. It's designed to make its practitioners really good at running away and avoiding obstacles.

[Valmy]

Parkour is what happens when the French Army invents its own martial art. It's designed to make its practitioners really good at running away and avoiding obstacles.

They are advancing in the other direction 

[garbon]

How can anyone not know what parkour is?

Head in sand.