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Canadian Crimes against Humanity

Started by Ed Anger, March 26, 2014, 10:21:48 PM

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Ed Anger

Count 1: Mighty Machines

http://youtu.be/f9YXuFdjwf8

Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick. I hate you all.

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Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Count #2:  Five Pin Bowling.

http://youtu.be/9H2cjncHJsY

QuoteIt was devised around 1909 by Thomas F. Ryan in Toronto, Ontario, at his Toronto Bowling Club, in response to customers who complained that the ten-pin game was too strenuous.

And you have no navy, either.

garbon

Celene Dion. Nickelback. Yeah, I rushed to the major offenses.
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

Count #4

Calliou.

http://youtu.be/IXjrEDd-GJI

The kid should have been aborted.

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HVC

And we were getting along so nicely :(
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Quote from: HVC on March 26, 2014, 10:33:27 PM
And we were getting along so nicely :(

I suffered through Mighty Machines today. CANADA DELENDA EST

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HVC

Wait until the kids start watch "How it is made". The process of making ball bearing is as boring as you'd imagine :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Quote from: HVC on March 26, 2014, 10:36:50 PM
Wait until the kids start watch "How it is made". The process of making ball bearing is as boring as you'd imagine :D

Well, I suffered through that in 2006, when recovering from MAH INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT. It was either Walker Texas Ranger, American Chopper or How it's Made.

I welcomed the painful pin cleanings on my fixator so I wouldn't have to watch any of that shit.
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CountDeMoney

lol, my Dad's all about "How It's Made".  Retirement is sad as balls.

katmai

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2014, 10:40:42 PM
lol, my Dad's all about "How It's Made".  Retirement is sad as balls.

I'll take that over the Judge Judy and Ellen that my dad likes to watch.
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Eddie Teach

How It's Made is watchable, but something I never watch. About the same level of interest as NCIS clones.

I get my industrialized society fix from watching Strip the City and Build it Bigger.   :cool:
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Barrister

Five pin bowling is the real kind of bowling. :contract:

It's a shame that more bowling alleys in this country are switching away from 5 pin to that terrible, terrible 10 pin. :(
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Norgy

Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2014, 10:46:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2014, 10:40:42 PM
lol, my Dad's all about "How It's Made".  Retirement is sad as balls.

I'll take that over the Judge Judy and Ellen that my dad likes to watch.

Just wait until they come around with their toolbox, about 10 % vision and starts "fixing" stuff around your place. You'll suddenly appreciate them watching tv instead. So far, my water heater's been "fixed" (had to get a new one after that), my fridge has been "fixed" (which means the door is almost broken) and the kitchen sink plumbing is "fixed" (meaning I've had to tie it together with string and rubber bands).

On the subject of Canada's crimes, Justin Bieber, Bryan Adams. Cobie Smulders not being single.

celedhring

According to the pizza ingredient thread, Hawaiian Pizza.  :yuk:

Syt

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