Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?

Started by mongers, March 25, 2014, 09:28:46 PM

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Ed Anger

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 25, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
You know how I know you're gay?  You started this thread.

And nobody appreciates the 40 Year Old Virgin reference.   You all suck.


Sheilbh

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 26, 2014, 11:09:15 AM
"Conscious uncoupling." :bleeding:
My favourite line on this is that they're splitting because of insufferable similarities.
Let's bomb Russia!

garbon

These are kinda fun.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/ten-gwyneth-paltrowstyle-zen-phrases-for-new-york-annoyances?cid=TOL%7CDD%7CEM%7C%7C%7C2014-03-28T19%3A10%3A44

QuoteWhat horrendous New York City happenings could benefit from the optimistic Gwyneth treatment? Here are our votes for the top ten quintessentially New York events that could do with a bit of New Agey spin.

Catcalling: unsolicited vocal appreciation

Overhearing your neighbors having sex: unintentional love download

Stepping in dog poop: accidental canine underpolish

Waiting on line for an hour to get into a brunch place: subtle appetite enhancement

Hangover: acute postrevelry dehydration malaise

Getting hit up by subway panhandlers: sudden philanthropic guilt induction

MetroCard swipe failure: abrupt midsection dissonance

Getting splattered by gutter slush from a car: invigorating weather incident

Moving to NYC: purposeful financially crippling dream pursuit

Getting stuck on a subway between stations for 30 minutes: subterranean motion desistance
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 05:46:59 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is a cunt.

She's hot enough to put up with it for a while. Probably not 10 years though.
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Scipio

When I think of white privilege, I think it only applies to Gwyneth Paltrow and John Mayer.
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

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Admiral Yi

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CountDeMoney

Pfft, Coldplay.  Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.

Ed Anger

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Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?