Where In The UK Should You Actually Live?

[CountDeMoney]

You don't know the difference between a fish and a sauce?

In fairness, I've never heard of chippy sauce. Must be a northern thing.

Don't chips in "Fish & Chips" come with a sauce anyway?  Who eats that shit dry?  And if "chippy sauce" = "sauce for chips", isn't that the same thing as the sauce that comes with Fish & Chips?

That's like saying Burger & Fries and Fries & Ketchup:  the ketchup is implied in the former, even if outlined in the latter. 

What the fuck is going on over there?

[Ed Anger]

You don't know the difference between a fish and a sauce?

In fairness, I've never heard of chippy sauce. Must be a northern thing.

Don't chips in "Fish & Chips" come with a sauce anyway?  Who eats that shit dry?  And if "chippy sauce" = "sauce for chips", isn't that the same thing as the sauce that comes with Fish & Chips?

That's like saying Burger & Fries and Fries & Ketchup:  the ketchup is implied in the former, even if outlined in the latter. 

What the fuck is going on over there?

Let's not even get into Jaffa cakes, which are a cookie.

[CountDeMoney]

A quick google confirmed my suspicion that it was a regionalization for brown sauce.

Hurl.

It's tartar sauce or death.

[Valmy]

You got: Liverpool

Game for anything, you are the person everyone wants to know. Liverpool welcomes you with open arms, and a glam, raucous night out.

Sweet. 

[Valmy]

And I'm  more London that the artful dodger eating jellied eel singing the Lambeth Walk.

[Ed Anger]

You got: Liverpool

Game for anything, you are the person everyone wants to know. Liverpool welcomes you with open arms, and a glam, raucous night out.

Sweet.

Your hubcaps just got stolen.

[Tamas]

I think I'd have a more accurate result if I knew what half that stuff on that survey actually meant.

ain`t that right

[PJL]

You don't know the difference between a fish and a sauce?

In fairness, I've never heard of chippy sauce. Must be a northern thing.

Don't chips in "Fish & Chips" come with a sauce anyway?  Who eats that shit dry?  And if "chippy sauce" = "sauce for chips", isn't that the same thing as the sauce that comes with Fish & Chips?

That's like saying Burger & Fries and Fries & Ketchup:  the ketchup is implied in the former, even if outlined in the latter. 

What the fuck is going on over there?

Let's not even get into Jaffa cakes, which are a cookie.

No, Jaffa Cakes are cakes.  It was proven in a court case by McVites (the manufacturer), regarding whether they qualified for zero rate or normal VAT (Cakes are zero-rated, biscuits aren't).

[Josquius]

Ah jaffa cakes.....why oh why haven't they spread beyond the British Isles? All foreigners who I have fed the blessed cakes agreed they were what god snacks on.

[Ed Anger]

Oh, I feasted on the Polack versions that was sold in Big Lots stores.

[Savonarola]

I got Cornwall; I am Languish's Sir Tristan.

Frisch weht der Wind   
Der Heimat zu,   
Mein Irisch Kind,   
Wo weilest du?

[Brazen]

Let's not even get into Jaffa cakes, which are a cookie.

No, they're legally defined as a cake, which means they're not liable for VAT. Biscuits go soft when they're stale; cakes go hard.
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/vfoodmanual/vfood6260.htm

[CountDeMoney]

Biscuits go soft when they're stale; cakes go hard.

Then call me Cake Boss.

[Valmy]

Your hubcaps just got stolen.

Never!  My beloved Scousers would never steal my hubcabs...they are plastic after all.

[Valmy]

Biscuits go soft when they're stale; cakes go hard.

Then call me Cake Boss.

Man my wife loves that show.