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Started by jimmy olsen, January 26, 2014, 08:41:25 PM

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Savonarola

#15
October 10, 2014, 10:16:28 AM
I got a flyer for someone running for the local school board yesterday.  The very first attribute she listed was that she "Respects the law."  (Though, to be fair, that does set her apart from most politicians in the Sunshine State.)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

derspiess

#16
October 10, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
When I'm at work, AdSense thinks I'm in Florida.  So I've been getting all the Florida political banner ads on websites. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#17
October 10, 2014, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
When I'm at work, AdSense thinks I'm in Florida.  So I've been getting all the Florida political banner ads on websites.

I'm sorry.   :(

So, based on their ads, who do you think is the bigger scumball; Crist or Scott?
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Eddie Teach

#18
October 10, 2014, 10:52:58 AM
I don't think I've seen any Scott ads.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Savonarola

#19
October 10, 2014, 10:55:56 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 10, 2014, 10:52:58 AM
I don't think I've seen any Scott ads.

Orlando must be a battleground market then, because they're on all the time here
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

derspiess

#20
October 10, 2014, 11:15:51 AM Last Edit: October 10, 2014, 11:17:22 AM by derspiess
Quote from: Savonarola on October 10, 2014, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
When I'm at work, AdSense thinks I'm in Florida.  So I've been getting all the Florida political banner ads on websites.

I'm sorry.   :(

So, based on their ads, who do you think is the bigger scumball; Crist or Scott?

I never liked Crist even when he was a Republican, so I'm biased on that.  His wife, on the other hand...
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#21
October 10, 2014, 12:23:50 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2014, 11:15:51 AM
I never liked Crist even when he was a Republican, so I'm biased on that.  His wife, on the other hand...

Is made of 100% recycled plastic:

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

derspiess

#22
October 10, 2014, 12:28:33 PM
Show me before pics or I don't care.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#23
October 10, 2014, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2014, 12:28:33 PM
Show me before pics or I don't care.

Okay:

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

derspiess

#24
October 10, 2014, 12:36:31 PM
Well it was worthwhile.  Looks much better now.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#25
October 10, 2014, 12:37:21 PM
Mmm, chocolate.

Martinus

#26
October 10, 2014, 12:52:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 10, 2014, 10:16:10 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2014, 08:36:48 PM
How convenient for Mr. Aiken.  :ph34r:

I'd still vote for the dead guy.

Me too. I can't stand Clay Aiken.

Savonarola

#27
October 10, 2014, 12:59:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2014, 12:36:31 PM
Well it was worthwhile.  Looks much better now.

Material Science and Industrial Engineering FTW!
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

garbon

#28
October 10, 2014, 04:29:14 PM
So this video is supposed to convince kids that they should vote? Can I turn out to ban Lena Dunham from working in television/film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rijpU5yD55I
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#29
October 10, 2014, 04:40:58 PM
OMG WTF
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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