"You Might Be a Redneck"... ugh

[Fireblade]

He's originally from Evansville, Indiana

Then he's a god DAMNED carpetbagging Yankee and in no way, shape, or form a redneck.

GTFO OF THE SOUTH YANKEES

[Ed Anger]

He's originally from Evansville, Indiana

Then he's a god DAMNED carpetbagging Yankee and in no way, shape, or form a redneck.

GTFO OF THE SOUTH YANKEES

Squee

[Fireblade]

He's originally from Evansville, Indiana

Then he's a god DAMNED carpetbagging Yankee and in no way, shape, or form a redneck.

GTFO OF THE SOUTH YANKEES

Squee

Meow?

[Ed Anger]

He's originally from Evansville, Indiana

Then he's a god DAMNED carpetbagging Yankee and in no way, shape, or form a redneck.

GTFO OF THE SOUTH YANKEES

Squee

Meow?

I thought you was doing a Lettow "Yankees are Carpetbaggers" joke.

[The Minsky Moment]

Let me get this straight.

This guy is saying that if he was confronted by a dozen terrorists threatening his life, his first choice for backup would be 6 guys armed with tire irons and squirrel guns?

Personally I think I would prefer a battalion of marines, but maybe that's the America-hating, commie pinko northeastern elitist in me talking.

[Neil]

He's originally from Evansville, Indiana

Then he's a god DAMNED carpetbagging Yankee and in no way, shape, or form a redneck.

GTFO OF THE SOUTH YANKEES

Squee

Meow?

I thought you was doing a Lettow "Yankees are Carpetbaggers" joke.

Lettow and Fireblade are mostly the same guy.

[Valmy]

Let me get this straight.

This guy is saying that if he was confronted by a dozen terrorists threatening his life, his first choice for backup would be 6 guys armed with tire irons and squirrel guns?

Personally I think I would prefer a battalion of marines, but maybe that's the America-hating, commie pinko northeastern elitist in me talking.

Maybe he wants to give the terrorists a fair fight, in the name of good old American fair play.

Neil would, of course, be backed up by a flotilla of Canadian Dreadnoughts.

[Neil]

Let me get this straight.

This guy is saying that if he was confronted by a dozen terrorists threatening his life, his first choice for backup would be 6 guys armed with tire irons and squirrel guns?

Personally I think I would prefer a battalion of marines, but maybe that's the America-hating, commie pinko northeastern elitist in me talking.

But aren't the marines themselves rednecks?  After all, few people join the Marines because they hate America.

[The Minsky Moment]

Maybe he wants to give the terrorists a fair fight.

I knew it.  The rednecks are soft of terrorism.

round em up and send em to Gitmo before they all surrender to al Qaeda.

[The Minsky Moment]

[But aren't the marines themselves rednecks? 

Perhaps.  But they are properly armed, drilled, and led rednecks.

[grumbler]

But aren't the marines themselves rednecks?  After all, few people join the Marines because they hate America.

No, rednecks mostly join the army.  The army likes to recruit 'em big and dumb.  Rednecks by and large aren't all that big, but they are dumb enough that they don't have to be all that big.

[Grey Fox]

I say Christmas. Fuck you, God.

[Valmy]

Is there a place where you can look up the state of origin of the military personnel?  That would be interesting.

[Ed Anger]

Let me get this straight.

This guy is saying that if he was confronted by a dozen terrorists threatening his life, his first choice for backup would be 6 guys armed with tire irons and squirrel guns?

Personally I think I would prefer a battalion of marines, but maybe that's the America-hating, commie pinko northeastern elitist in me talking.

Translation:

Use your god given constitutional rights and shoot the motherfuckers.

[Malthus]

You might be a redneck if ... you eat at gas stations and love it.