"You Might Be a Redneck"... ugh

[Caliga]

One of my former consultants just forwarded this to me

You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya 'll are.

You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:   You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:   You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:   You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:   You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:   You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:   You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:   You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:   You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:   You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the  USA  !

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST

[Valmy]

Dear Hod 

[Slargos]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

[Caliga]

The thing is that it's debatable whether or not this guy is actually a redneck.  He's originally from Evansville, Indiana, started his career off designing semiconductors (IIRC) for Texas Instruments, and now is an engineer at Lexmark.

[Ed Anger]

The thing is that it's debatable whether or not this guy is actually a redneck.  He's originally from Evansville, Indiana, started his career off designing semiconductors (IIRC) for Texas Instruments, and now is an engineer at Lexmark.

Lexmark? He's just evil then.

[Caliga]

Lexmark? He's just evil then.

Well, he hates it there, in his defense.  I mean, he likes the work, but he hates the terrible pay.  Lexmark really is a total POS.  I'm amazed it's still in business.

[Valmy]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

No I am just digusted by the paranoia that being left wing socially means you are out there trying to destroy those things.  It gets really tiresome.

[Ed Anger]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

No I am just digusted by the paranoia that being left wing socially means you are out there trying to destroy those things.  It gets really tiresome.

Leftists want to destroy America.

[Slargos]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

No I am just digusted by the paranoia that being left wing socially means you are out there trying to destroy those things.  It gets really tiresome.

Considering that all these things are casualties of the left here in Europe, I'm not so sure he's all that far off. 

[Valmy]

Leftists want to save America.

Done

Except economic leftists, but they are morons.

[Valmy]

Considering that all these things are casualties of the left here in Europe, I'm not so sure he's all that far off. 

Yeah but those are anti-capitalist socialist tards.

[PDH]

Go back to Russia, Valmy.

[Ed Anger]

I'm bored.

[Martinus]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

No I am just digusted by the paranoia that being left wing socially means you are out there trying to destroy those things.  It gets really tiresome.

Leftists want to destroy America.

Yeah but then again we want to destroy the entire Western civilization, so don't feel special about it.

[Neil]

I can imagine that you liberal commietard types would be offended by this message. 

No I am just digusted by the paranoia that being left wing socially means you are out there trying to destroy those things.  It gets really tiresome.

But isn't that true?