Air France airliner with 228 aboard disappears over the Atlantic

Started by Caliga, June 01, 2009, 05:11:04 AM

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Siege

#15
June 01, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Aliens or terrorists?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

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Grey Fox

#16
June 01, 2009, 10:29:24 AM
Zeus via Lightning.
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#17
June 01, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Aliens or terrorists?

Someone forgot to push the button.
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PDH

#18
June 01, 2009, 10:57:56 AM
Somewhere in some alt-hist universe, 228 people have landed near a thriving Byzantine City about to be attacked.  Luckily some of the passengers have intimate knowledge of chemistry, weaponry, and military History.  One is an experience Classical Linguist, another just her doctorate in Post-Roman Eastern Studies.  At least one lesbian couple was on the plane.

Sadly, at least 10 are going to defect to the enemy and help them for at least the next three books.
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Warspite

#19
June 01, 2009, 11:24:41 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 01, 2009, 10:57:56 AM
Somewhere in some alt-hist universe, 228 people have landed near a thriving Byzantine City about to be attacked.  Luckily some of the passengers have intimate knowledge of chemistry, weaponry, and military History.  One is an experience Classical Linguist, another just her doctorate in Post-Roman Eastern Studies.  At least one lesbian couple was on the plane.

Sadly, at least 10 are going to defect to the enemy and help them for at least the next three books.

:bleeding:

Will J J Abrams direct?
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The Brain

#20
June 01, 2009, 11:30:19 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 01, 2009, 10:57:56 AM
Somewhere in some alt-hist universe, 228 people have landed near a thriving Byzantine City about to be attacked.  Luckily some of the passengers have intimate knowledge of chemistry, weaponry, and military History.  One is an experience Classical Linguist, another just her doctorate in Post-Roman Eastern Studies.  At least one lesbian couple was on the plane.

Sadly, at least 10 are going to defect to the enemy and help them for at least the next three books.

Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
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jimmy olsen

#21
June 01, 2009, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 01, 2009, 10:57:56 AM
Somewhere in some alt-hist universe, 228 people have landed near a thriving Byzantine City about to be attacked.  Luckily some of the passengers have intimate knowledge of chemistry, weaponry, and military History.  One is an experience Classical Linguist, another just her doctorate in Post-Roman Eastern Studies.  At least one lesbian couple was on the plane.

Sadly, at least 10 are going to defect to the enemy and help them for at least the next three books.
:lol: You could make a killing "writing" for Baen Books.
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Siege

#22
June 01, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 01, 2009, 10:57:56 AM
Somewhere in some alt-hist universe, 228 people have landed near a thriving Byzantine City about to be attacked.  Luckily some of the passengers have intimate knowledge of chemistry, weaponry, and military History.  One is an experience Classical Linguist, another just her doctorate in Post-Roman Eastern Studies.  At least one lesbian couple was on the plane.

Sadly, at least 10 are going to defect to the enemy and help them for at least the next three books.


Why not to the future?

The plane reaches Paris, what's left of it, after WW3 ended with humankind almost extinted, and have to defend from rowing bands of punk bikers that want the fuel left in the airplane.







"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Caliga

#23
June 01, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
Quote from: wikiIt has been confirmed that Prince Pedro Luís of Orléans-Braganza, 4th in line of succession to the extinct throne of Brazil (who was expected to one day become the Head of the Brazilian Imperial House after his elder uncles and his own father) was on the flight.

I for one blame Brazilian Republicans.  :mad:
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Caliga

#24
June 01, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
Why not to the future?

The plane reaches Paris, what's left of it, after WW3 ended with humankind almost extinted, and have to defend from rowing bands of punk bikers that want the fuel left in the airplane.

How about the plane being suspended between past and future, a la The Langoliers?  :)
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Caliga

#25
June 02, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
I like that this incident has suddenly put Fernando de Noronha on the map.  I have a peculiar fascination with remote islands.  Perhaps someday I'll move there and open a gas station that serves broaster chicken on the side.  :)
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Razgovory

#26
June 02, 2009, 11:53:44 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
Why not to the future?

The plane reaches Paris, what's left of it, after WW3 ended with humankind almost extinted, and have to defend from rowing bands of punk bikers that want the fuel left in the airplane.

How about the plane being suspended between past and future, a la The Langoliers?  :)

It was suspended between the past  and future before.  We call that the present.  Now the plane is gone and is in the past.
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Slargos

#27
June 02, 2009, 11:59:16 AM
You people are by and large horrible.  :lol:

Jaron

#28
June 02, 2009, 12:45:36 PM
What is a 'broaster' ?

Broiler + Roaster?


Or ...
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Caliga

#29
June 02, 2009, 01:12:51 PM
I dunno, it's some shit Colonel Sanders invented to do fried chicken at his gas station.  I think it involves a pressure cooker.
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